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The Dangers of Internet Writing...
by
Ninja R, 7-15-2006
Story time, folks. I know that's why you guys
read...because you want to hear all about my stories. This
one's a little different, though. For those of you who
were curious about the demise of the former Chainsawz.com (my
former web site), this story explains everything. |
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Ghettomicz
by
The Internet Swan, 5-14-2006
Well, it's time for another Hoodratz feature. This time,
Swan brings us three new comics for your enjoyment. Look
forward to more hilarity as the Photoshop expert makes new
stuff. |
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Yallery! - Part Five of Five
by
Ninja R, 5-5-2006
Happy Cinco de Mayo! For your present, I'll wrap
up this stupid, five-day long posting frenzy with the wrap up of
Yallery!. In this post, you'll find that, apparently, when
knowledge is turned into information, it ceases to create power!
WHAT, R? Exactly. I didn't say it...Yall did.
Read on... |
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Yallery! - Part Four of Five
by
Ninja R, 5-4-2006
Here's one I've actually been waiting to post.
During this installment of Yallery!, we get to see him/her/the
space alien explain that Martin Luther King Jr. would not
approve of cell phone use, the Pentagon is Satanic, and I bust
Yallery in a blatant lie...as if I'm supposed to expect honesty? |
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Yallery! - Part Three of Five
by
Ninja R, 5-3-2006
Call this part three of five articles of a conversation with a young racist space alien. Yallery gets more confrontational in this one and accuses me of
lying, evading questions and all sorts of other shit.
Apparently, EVERYONE lies about profiles they post online.
Read on... |
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Yallery! - Part Two of Five
by
Ninja R, 5-2-2006
Well, here's part two of five articles where I'm posting
my conversation with a young racist space alien. This one
gets a lot better than the first part I've posted. Reading
this conversation should be mandatory for those believing in
preferential racial treatment. |
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Yallery! - Part One of Five
by
Ninja R, 5-1-2006
Recently, a young man/woman/space alien has been talking
with me and sending me e-mails. I believe he had a problem
with something about race he didn't agree with. During the
course of our conversations, he's said he's a space alien, a
guy, and a girl and....well, just read the column. |
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The Webb Files!
Site Exclusive Feature, 4-7-2006
Jacob Webb...well, what can I say about the guy?
Our good pal, Jason Rivera from
Jasonrivera.com, brought him to our attention several
months ago with a story about the retard. I'm not going to
rehash the story; just read it for yourself. Even if you
don't...just look at his face. |
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Internet Makeovers...
by
The Internet Swan, 4-4-2006
Here's the debut column from The Internet Swan.
Anyone who's been paying attention to our
forums or the updates section here should know about
our new writer. In her debut column, Swan discusses the
merits (or lack thereof) of ugly people, then performs some
Photoshoppy goodness. |
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Fat Chicks and MySpace...
by
Ninja R, 3-25-2006
All you kids are talking about MySpace these days, so I
figured I'd check out what everyone's been talking about.
Little did I know I was about to stumble on part of the
humongous underbelly that is BBW MySpace pages and the women who
make them to lure dinner to their shadowy lairs. |
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Paris Hilton: Media Whore
by
Ninja R, 2-16-2006
Today is Paris Hilton's birthday...so, in direct
contrast to Rosler's fawning column on the stupid hooker, I
decided to write a little bit about her. C'mon. You
know you can't stand her or that fucking lazy eye, either.
Here's the second installment of the Media Whore series. |
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An Heiress and a Princess...
by
Rosler, 01-29-2006
I'm
writing this in honour of one of the most beautiful women on the
planet -- the only ones hotter being the Olsen Twins and that chick who
played Alex Mack. I'm writing this about a woman
who selfishly gives up her time to help out the needy to help
them live a better life. |
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Green Street
Hooligans:
Movie Review
by
Rosler,
1-20-06
One of the most important things in my life is
soccer. Soccer to me is like hamburgers to a fat guy, heroin to
an addict or running away to a French soldier. It is a part of
me. I need it, I live it, I breathe it. It is a massive part of
my life. |
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New Year's Resolutions
by
Rosler,
1-20-06
At
the start of every year, many of us make
promises to ourselves -- promises we hope will make us feel
better about ourselves and maybe benefit other people. Therefore, I give you my New Year Resolutions for 2006. Enjoy. |
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Kidz Bop 8: Audio Review
by
the
Superforum Staff,
1-14-05
Lots of people do joint reviews...but how many of you
fartknockers ever heard an AUDIO review, huh? HUH?
Well, here's one made by various members of the
Superforum, of which Hoodratz.net is a member. Now hear us bitch and moan about it. |
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The Coolest T-shirts Ever...
by
Ninja R,
1-14-05
The t-shirt.
Everyone loves 'em. Sure, there are some little preppy guys out
there who *claim* they don't want to wear 'em and only trashy
people would ever think about buying them -- but they're just a
bunch of little pretty boys into self loathing...they
secretly love t-shirts, too. |
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Christmas Ornaments
by
Ninja R,
1-14-05
Here's another oldie but goodie. I wrote this a
while back on my first attempt at writing online. It's
touched up a little for clarity and links and other stuff, but
it's still basically the same thing I wrote before. It's a
little late for Christmas stuff, but hey, better late than
never. |
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Rosler’s European Tour 2006
by
Rosler,
11-30-05
As a few people already know, I
have planned to work abroad for the last eighteen months or so,
and now, since I got my passport sorted, it is all systems go. I
have worked my ass off in that time to save up enough to fuck
around the globe next year. Read about it here... |
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Backward Looks
at Books...
by
Ninja R, 9-16-2005
Here's something I posted at my blog a while
back. I didn't promote it as heavily as I've done other
things, so I'm posting it here. Anyway, it's a look back
at some books and what they made me think about. Not much
of a funny post; it's just some commentary about how people turn
out. |
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Nigga or Not?
by
Ninja R,
11-2-2003
The second of the Nigga Interview Series, here's my
second attempt to understand the depth of "nigga," what it means
to be one and what it takes. Rest assured -- I don't have
it. I don't even come close...and you'll see why here. |
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What's a Nigga?
by
Ninja R, 9-28-2003
An oldie but a goodie.
Reposted as one of my favorite interviews I've ever done.
This was my attempt to understand why the word "nigga" is
perfectly fine for blacks to use, but not OK for anyone else.
I just wanted to know what it meant! NINJA, PLEASE! |
Updates...
by
Ninja
R, 7-15-2006Yep, I
wrote again...the first time in a couple of months.
There's a reason for this. I told myself I wasn't posting
again until I wrote this story. It's something I needed to
tell people, particularly people who have been acquaintances of
mine for a while. Some people already know the story.
For those of you who don't, read up.
In other news, I haven't heard from Yallery in
a long time...pretty much since I posted those stories. I
did get a long e-mail from he/she/it talking more about the
mysterious red car, but that's about it.
Rosler has officially revoked his staff writer
status here to guest writer. He has a lot going on right
now over there on the other side of the Atlantic and really
can't (and shouldn't) be bothered to write much.
The Internet Swan? More Ghettomicz?
What the heck are you talking about? I haven't heard much
from her recently. You can find her on the
JasonRivera.com forums where
we, as well as Rosler, post.
Anyway, word. Now that I have this
posted, I'm hoping to write a lot more.
-
Ninja
R
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