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A whopping one day after the posting of T2's phenomenal story, A Study in Catering To The Fat
Eating Challenged, he started receiving some...well...negative comments. None of
us here at Hoodratz Headquarters saw this coming, as everyone in the world knows how truly
disgusting political correctness and catering is. Well, that WAS the case...until
our esteemed writer, T2, received this email from t_wong88@hotmail.com:
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T2, Little Bitch,
Stupid Fuck, Whatever hell I want to call you,
I just wanted to let you know that you're a shitty ass writer...and hope you rot in hell.
I finally got a chance to read the article, but I seriously shouldn't have, since it
wasted my precious EATING time.
You're not really one to talk. You don't have the PERFECT body either, and i'm sure that
non of your colleagues do too. I advise you to write an apology letter to anyone you
offended.
You really need to grow up and learn how to take some criticism. Nobody's a good writer
unless they take some shit about their work. Maybe you should learn how to put up fights
yourself instead of running to your online friends or the people who can ACTUALLY put up
with you. Which is REALLY rare because I can deal with THE MOST ANNOYING people...but I
just can't deal with you.
Ever wonder why i'm never talkative...you know why.
Ever wonder why i'm ALWAYS on away?...you know why.
Ahh the advantages of having DeadAim and names you'll NEVER find out about.
Oh yes...have a nice day asswipe. Hope you fall on some "fatties" lunch and
drown.
Tracy |
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Undaunted by "Tracy's" lack of coherent writing skill (she turned out
to be a super fatty but more on that later), T2 tapped into his nerves of steel and came
up with the following, tempered response:
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I did take
criticism from them, and I had fun with it. I never claimed to have a wonderful body, or
mean to imply that anyone above ideal body weight was bad. The whole point of the article
was meant to point out that the immensely overweight (the kind that can't go for a walk
without a forklift) are now being catered to, instead of encouraged to lose weight and get
on the right track. There is nothing wrong with being "tubby" or having a belly,
I have one..and to a point I am almost proud of it, seeing as I am not starving. If you're
really offended by the article, that sucks, because I didn't mean to offend anyone in
particular, just trying to claim a negative side to the now PC world of having to not call
attention to a 400 pound person being unhealthy. As far as
the "away" message you talk of, I simply wondered because you had always been a
funny person, someone who I could laugh with/make laugh, as well as sometimes actually
have some semblance of a conversation. I understood that you were constantly busy, and I
learned not to bother you, only to say "hello" once in a while, to try and keep
a line of communication open.
I doubt that you care about any of this though, you seem to hate
me because of the article, and that's fine. I didn't write it for any reason besides
laughter, but in many cases not everyone gets the joke, and this time..you were one of the
few that didn't get it. Again, my point was only to point out that Political Correctness
is crap, and that we should encourage people not to get to the point where they need help
from others to simply carry out the most basic of daily tasks.
If you really want to just abandon contact with me, that's fine.
Just hope that I at least made your day or made you smile once or twice.
T2 |
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Reasonable, right? T2 was about to lose a mild acquaintance because of her
thin-skinned hypersenstivity. BUT -- the ninja warrior in me felt a different
approach was necessary. I'd draw fire from T2.
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Dear Ms. Tracy
Person, I understand there have been problems with a staff
correspondent of ours at Hoodratz.net -- known to the world at large and feared by
terrorist, Communists and race baiters as...T2. We here at Hoodratz consider ourselves a
family...a brotherhood of sorts, even...so, again, on behalf of the Hoodratz staff, I'll
attempt to address your comments.
We completely agree with you when you say T2 is the greatest
writer since J.D. Salinger. Personally, I couldn't agree with you more about putting off
your midday feast in order to read his article. Most of your sentences had a "I want
another pork chop" subtext in them, which makes me applaud your continued efforts of
writing instead of eating. We're certainly glad T2 didn't use your perfect examples of
literary gems such as, "asswipe," "Little Bitch," "Stupid
Fuck," "shitty ass," "asswipe," and "fucking tell an asshole
friend."
Regarding "perfect body"...actually, I run between 12 -
15 miles a week, bench press a modest 225 and can do 100 sit ups in two minutes. That's
not exactly perfect, but it's much better than the blabbing black bodiferous
"beauty" in the "workout" video. Here's a picture of me and the other
staff writers if you'd like to see. |
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Assumptions are just that. REKANIZE! OMG ROFL!~1
As far as writing an apology
letter, here's one on the behalf of Hoodratz: F. Here are six more apology letters from us
to those who were offended: UCK OFF.
Perhaps good writers receive
criticisms of their work...and perhaps good people receive criticism about themselves.
PERISH THE THOUGHT! Get a thicker skin, porkbeast.
I would start to think it's
pathetic you have "DeadAim," but I'm sure it's terribly hard to miss placing a
cupcake in a mouth as large as yours...then again, so much shit has come out of it
already, I'm not surprised. Stretch marks around the mouth are ever-so-unbecoming...unless
you're getting them from giving Smokey (from the great new site http://www.htothep.com) head. Then I REALLY wouldn't be
surprised.
You may be able to be a jerk also,
but I'm really good at it. If you can insult his friends, why can't he or I insult YOUR
friends? Are cupcake-loving apologetic liberals THAT hypocritical? No one told our pal T2
to write. I'm doing this of my own free will...then again, free will (like writing at
Hoodratz.net) is something liberals don't understand very well. You need to learn to live
with the fact people WILL SAY OFFENSIVE THINGS! Then again, I can't expect you to have any
common sense...you ate it for an after-breakfast snack.
Overall, I've been very honored
that you think I wrote the truth..because you said "...tells the truth about (T2's)
article." Suck it, hooker.
I hope this email has been
all-the-more enlightening for you. I'd go drown in some fatty's lunch, but you already
ate. I'll have to wait.
Ninja R-
"There's no point in writing if you can't offend someone." |
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From my perspective, I thought that settled things...but no, even though all
opinions had been expressed, she still had more to say...but not to me. No, she
couldn't respond directly to me, but instead, directed her obesity-driven hysteria back
toward T2.
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blah blah...i
feel sorry for you. yes i can be a jerk too...when you go
offending my friends, and then telling other people to write stupid shit back to DEFEND
your ass...it doesn't make me laugh. oooo tony is being criticized! let's fucking tell an
asshole friend so he can write a mean and brutal letter to the person that tells the truth
about my article...wahhh wahh cry me a fucking river mama's boy.... |
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And mild-mannered, thoughtful person that T2 is, he responded with measure...
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I never told him
to write you, I just told him of it, and took it upon himself to write that. I don't care
about being criticized, I like it, it allows me to become better at what I do. I'm not
crying, not complaining, not anything, simply responding to claims made to me. All you
have done is call me names and hyperbolize everything I've said to the point where I seem
as an animal tearing out someone's heart to crap on. If you truly believe that I'm that
horrid of a person, that's cool, that's your opinion. I just know that of all the people
I've sent the article to, only you, Amanda, and her friends have been offended. Instead of
actually pointing out my shortcomings in the article, you just stout how much of a meanie
I am and call me names. Don't take this as another "cry about it" letter, just
letting you know where I am on the subject, because you seem to have a knack for getting
it wrong. Keep it real!
T2 |
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Somewhere in the above text, I quoted T2 being racist
somehow. Racist? Yep...in the following AIM messages, we found her claiming T2
was racist somehow. In case you're anything like this Tracy person and have a
kielbasa blocking bloodflow to your brain, "SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy" is Tracy; T2 is
CroatMagic. Tracy already gets points counted off because of the AnNoYiNg WaY oF
wRiTiNg LiKe ThIs.
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SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
what the fuck is your problem?CroatMagic: what?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
can you not put up your own god damn fights?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
you have to ask your flamer boyfriend to fucking stand up for you?
CroatMagic: didnt
ask him to do anything
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
my ass
CroatMagic: haha
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
you showed hiim shit you fucking lunatic
CroatMagic: you
think I told him to write that?
CroatMagic: i
thought it was funny
CroatMagic: how I
was getting hate mail so soon after the article was up
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
did ya wanna read this shit tony?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
or did you already read this?
CroatMagic: is it
funny?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
it's one thing to say i'm fat...but another to fucking go and make fun of my race?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
that's real low of you, you son of a bitch
CroatMagic: when
did I do that?
CroatMagic: okie
dokie
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
hmm when he fucking quotes my shit?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
grow up
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
is your life SOOOO dull that you have to start shit?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
fucking loser
CroatMagic: what
the?
CroatMagic: I
wrote an article, to have people maybe laugh, maybe think
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
i don't give a shit about the shitty article anymore
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
it's you and me
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
you're fucking messing with my race?
CroatMagic: what
are you talking about?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
don't play stupid
CroatMagic: i've
never said anything bad about your race
CroatMagic: i
don't know what you are talking about
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
gawd damn no wonder why you don't have a girlfriend
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
i better watch out what i say before you go tattle telling to your only friend
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
ooooo
CroatMagic: yep
yep
CroatMagic: well,
if I knew what you were talking about
CroatMagic: why
would I make fun of your race
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
you know what the fuck i'm talking about
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
because you're low
CroatMagic: I'm
not exactly fully american
CroatMagic: what
are you talking about?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
DON'T PLAY FUCKING STUPID GAWD DAMN IT
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
IF YOU READ YOUR BOYFRIEND'S FUCKING EMAIL TO ME YOU WOULD FUCKING KNOW
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
FUCK...I'M FAT...OK I ATE MY SHIT
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
WHO THE FUCK CARES
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
MY FUCKING RACE!?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
HOW FUCKING LOW CAN YOU GET ASSHOLE?
CroatMagic: well,
i guess that I haven't read it now have I?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
YOU SAID YOU FUCKING READ IT
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
DUMBASS
CroatMagic: let me
ask then
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK OFF. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO FUCKING TALK TO ME
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
YOU'RE NOT WORTH MY TIME
CroatMagic: well
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
YOU'RE JUST AN ONLINE LIL SHIT
CroatMagic: if
you'd explain where I made fun of your race
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
AND YOU PISSED OFF MY FRIENDS
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
AND LASTLY YOU PISSED ME OFF
CroatMagic: righty
o!
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
I FUCKING RARELY GET PISSED
CroatMagic: let me
guess
CroatMagic: watch
out when you do
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
I DIDN'T FUCKING SAY THAT
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
DON'T TRY TO COMPLETE MY DAMN SENTENCES
CroatMagic: i know
you didn't
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
YOU'RE NO ONE TO ME
CroatMagic: and?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
YOU DISGUST ME...YOU WANNA BE A WRITER? HAH FOR WHO?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
WHAT ELSE WOULD ACCEPT YOUR WORK RATHER THAN AN ONLINE NETWORK?
CroatMagic:
exactly!
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
DISGUSTING...DON'T FUCKING SAY THAT SHIT
CroatMagic: thats
why I write on it
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
YOU MAKE ME PUKE
CroatMagic: yum
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
YOU MAKE ME FUKING SICK TO MY STOMACH EVERY TIME I FUCKING TALK TO YOU
CroatMagic: cool
CroatMagic: still
don't know how I made fun of your race
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
try this lil one: grow a fucking dick and get some fresh ideas...and maybe learn to stand
up for yourself
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
what?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy:
fuck you..
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy
signed off at 8:05 PM |
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OK...racism. Right. You all read it...T2 was
racist somehow. SO...this is unofficial, but the first person to find T2 mentioning
her race (Asian) in a negative light -- or AT ALL -- we'll chip in and send you a free
Hoodratz t-shirt. We'll also give you our undying love and devotion, which is worth
FAR MORE.
Anyway, Tracy found more paranoia within all 300 pounds of her
and finally sent me some love. I guess she didn't scare T2 as much as she thought
she would...but then again, it's T2...he doesn't scare easily. It's hard to be
concerned about things you don't care much about.
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----- Original Message
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From: <ninjar@hoodratz.net>
To: <t_wong88@hotmail.com>
Sent: Thursday, November 13, 2003 7:42 PM
Subject: and a Hoodratz.net response...ya ya...shut up and grow a dick, woman. who has
time to write so much to someone you don't even know? obviously you, coz you're a fucking
online geek..go back to suck your boyfriend's dick now... |
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Somehow, the email I'd written her made me a
"woman" who should grow a dick. I was a little confused...I thought she
was suggesting I become a transsexual. Not only was she suggesting that, but she
suggested I become a gay transsexual. And that's where I shrugged and figured
comments made in the heat of her passion were just that -- comments made by a passionate
12 year old. Then again, it's hard to think when your brain has been replaced with
20 pounds of pork fat. Anyway, I wanted to clear things up in real-time vs. working
over email...it's a lot easier that way...so, I confronted her directly.
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rollins36:
hey, you sizzlin' hunk of hottness....
rollins36: oh yeah...it's me. Ninja R! From Hoodratz!
rollins36: you remember me, huh?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: oo fun fun
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: how are ya?
rollins36: just so you know (but your short-term memory isn't allowing
you to remember), I wrote what I wrote of my own regard...had nothing to do with anything
anyone urged me to do.
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: ok
rollins36: hopefully, you'll remember that the next time you feel like
bitching someone out for no reason.
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: actually...i bitched T2 out..not you
rollins36: secondly, our brilliant writer, T2, didn't say anything
RACIST...although I thought your race baiting was hilarious.
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: and he deserved it anyways
rollins36: psh...for stating his opinion? you're a fascist now?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: why would you make fun of my race anyways?
rollins36: get it through your thick skull -- no one made fun of your
race.
rollins36: hopefully, you can remember THAT one too.
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: umm actually ya
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: so i'm trying to be nice here
rollins36: then let's see the quote.
rollins36: it's all in the proof.
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: actually i deleted all of the useless emails
rollins36: but I have them.
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: you guys are online people and i'm not gonna let it
worry me
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: i don't care...
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: you can read them
rollins36: so.....since you're in college, I'm sure you know the
definition of "prima facie"...
rollins36: right?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: no..i'm not in college
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: T2--college boy, me--high school girl
rollins36: hmph...well, it's Latin for "burden of proof"...and
the burden of proof is on you.
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: i really don't care
rollins36: I've read the emails and the only mention of race is something
I said about how race baiters (which you are) hate our esteemed writer, T2.
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: race baiters
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: give me your definition on that
rollins36: oh, you care....or you wouldn't have rambled on and on in all
caps....OMG HOW COULD YOU WTF HOW COULD YOU OMG!!!!~~1
rollins36: *sigh*...I'll explain for the subliterate:
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: i really don't care about you or your trying-to-sound
intelectual emails
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: so just grow up and get over it
rollins36: intellectual*
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: you barely know me and you're already dawging on me for
just a brief convo that you saw
rollins36: you know....I don't have to sound like it...I'm a professional
writer and photographer by trade.
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: well aren't you special?
rollins36: I don't have to know you....as the cliched phrase goes,
"Actions speak louder than words."
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: so why are ya trying to make me understand something if
you're so pro?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: blah blah...shut up
rollins36: you need to face the fact that you're a race baiting,
hypersensitive little girl who thinks everything should be great and wonderful....and
lemme tell ya...it's not.
rollins36: especially with the fact that obesity-related disease kills more people every
year than SMOKING...a Type I carcinogen.
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: fucking tell me your definition of "race
baiting" since i don't know what the hell you're trying to say
rollins36: race baiting - using race at any opportunity in order to pick
some imagined source of racism.
rollins36: Jesse Jackson is a pro...Al Sharpton is another...you should
study them.
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: umm i'm chinese
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: now the hell am i going to use that oppurtunity to make
fun of someone else?
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: ya....very nice research there, ninja r
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy: you're wasting my time lil one
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy signed off at 8:47:21 PM. (Editor's
note: I found her under another IM name after she signed off.)
Rollins00861 [8:58 PM]: you
know...dodging out of a conversation like that is probably one of the weakest things you
can do.
Rollins00861 [8:59 PM]:
oh..hey...it's ME AGAIN!
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy [8:59 PM]:
ok fun...
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy [8:59 PM]:
took ya long enough
Rollins00861 [8:59 PM]:
anyway....nothing was said about Chinese anything...but, as I'm aware, that's considered a
"minority"...and I'm sure you're aware "Azn" is a race...
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy [8:59 PM]:
i might dodge it again....
SiZzLiNaZnSwEeTy [8:59 PM]:
ooo
Rollins00861 [8:59 PM]:
and....far be it from you to understand...those of us who have lives have other things to
do...
Rollins00861 [9:00 PM]:
lack of timely response doesn't mean I don't have one. |
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And she soon signed off afterward. I wasn't
surprised...race baiters (much like masturbators) like to hide their actions.
There's nothing wrong with masturbating though. ROFL.
So, to see if she'd care to do things where she wouldn't have
time to think of "grow a dick" comments, I sent her the following in response to
her email:
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---- Original Message
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From: <ninjar@hoodratz.net>
To: "Tracy" <t_wong88@hotmail.com>
Sent: Thursday, November 13, 2003 10:23 PM
Subject: Re: and a Hoodratz.net response...
"Shut up and grow a dick..." Does your mother tell you everything about me?
Who has time to write "so much?" C'mon. That took me a whopping 15 minutes. Our
earlier IM conversation was longer than that...so, you obviously have that time
too...unless you're a camwhore. Again, I'm sure your mother would know more about that.
"Online geek"...you spent just as much time as I did...and I do believe you're
still online. I guess that makes you one too...but wait...hypocrites are always good at
not recognizing they do the same things they criticize. SO....since you left our
conversation so quickly after my confrontation of you via AIM...I'm inviting you to
message me on AIM one last time and have it out. Yeah, I'm fucking challenging you,
hooker. You logged off earlier because you're weak and you have no excuse for your fucking
behavior. Think what you want to think...but the fact that you're an apologist for
porkbeasts only makes you stupid. I guess you like the fact that more people die from
being a lard ass than from smoking or you wouldn't apologize for them.
But all that is beside the point. Don't be a fucking weak ass.
Ninja R- |
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I thought that pretty much said it all, but once again, she managed to maneuver
her sausage-like fingersaround to churn out the following:
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oo wow...i just got online bitch slapped. wow looks like someone got
angered when i rejected your ass huh? ya ya blah blah..you're a tough mother fucker.
wow all hail to the ninja geek. i am soooo scared i mightget another online bitch
slap...oh shit...damn. get a fucking life old
man...
you claimed you had a life, but see "ninja r," if you DID have one (oh how
funny!) anyways...if you DID have a life...you wouldn't start online fights and what not.
respond all you want, you're not affected me any. you humor me, keep with these
"threatening" E-MAILS. You might be lucky if i get an ONLINE heart attack.
oh..i feel an ONLINE hand on my ass...i know your tricks!
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I thought it was rather strange how she didn't start
"online fights" (if any at all) by ranting and raving at T2. That's beside
the point, really. The final email? Read on...
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---- Original Message
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From: <ninjar@hoodratz.net>
To: "Tracy" <t_wong88@hotmail.com>
Sent: Thursday, November 13, 2003 10:23 PM
Subject: Re: and a Hoodratz.net response...
I'm sure you feel oh-so-threatened by a keyboard and monitor...you know, since I send
"threatening emails"...but when you learn to live amongst people again (the
pasty monitor tan you've got goin' on is proof positive you don't get out much), I'm sure
you'll realize it's just a computer and words on a screen.
I didn't get angered...I just enjoy exploiting the weak, that's all. Your lack of response
is proof you're being exploited. I hope you like it. Fact is...you are scared. You don't
like knowing about your own hypocrisy...and hell, I don't really blame you. If I were as
fucked as you, I probably wouldn't want my shit shoved back down my throat either.
Call it "starting an online fight" if you want...but we stand by our staff and
their rights to express their opinions. You might want to check the U.S. Constitution for
further information regarding those rights, fascist. You don't seem to understand making
websites and writing isn't hard except for the subliterate...which, with your terrible
lack of punctuation and incomprehensible phrases like, "respond all you want, you're
not affected me any," you definitely rank among those subliterate. Good job! I'm sure
your parents are proud.
Oh yeah...one last thing...that's not an online hand on your ass...your daddy's just ready
for more of that good lovin'. Enjoy.
Ninja R- |
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And that's that. You might ask, "Ninja R, how in the world do you know
what she looks like?" It's all right here, folks:
http://www.geocities.com/sizzlinaznsweety/ . I thought about posting some of her
pictures on here, but this post is long enough. Maybe I'll make a banner or
somethin' out of it...who the hell knows. Anyway, saunter on over to this site if
you ever get a chance...you'll see how much of a whore she is...and you guys can judge for
yourselves how fucking goddamn
fat "SiZzLiN" she really is. Words of wisdom from her site:
"My heart's made of metal...and until there's that spark of love that melts
it...then it's gonna stay that way." A nominee for poet laureate, she ain't.
I didn't know mere sparks melted "metal"...hmph. Maybe it's that
really soft metal. SHEZ SO HARD N JADDED OMG!!~1 Here's a tasty treat for ya:
ASIAN FLAVA OMG WTF!!~1 Flava. With the goofy shirt (it should read
"Wide Load Flavor), check out her site to have your ass shocked off.
Things to take away from this? The entire Hoodratz crew stands behind its
writers, regardless. T2 is a bad mother fucker. We're like the Democrat party,
except worse.
Remember...a free Hoodratz t-shirt to the first person who finds bonafide racism in
T2's emails.
-- Ninja R and T2
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hate mail, as I'm sure you can tell. Please send more! |
