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Interview -- The Quest To Be A Nigga!
by Ninja R, 9-28-2003

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A while back, I was in an AOL chat room, as usual, checking out what people had to say. I noticed someone in the room asking if there were any "niggas" around. Well, hell if I knew what a nigga was...I know I'm a ninja...and since the two words sound similar, I thought I'd see if I could attain this "niggas" status. Try it. With attitude, say, NINJA, PLEASE! It sounds great.

Anyway, here's the conversation I had with the young lady.

Little1liz21 [8:43 PM]: ARE U ASKIN HERE WHAT A NIGGA IS?
Rollins00861 [8:43 PM]: no...I'm asking what a niggas is.
Little1liz21 [8:43 PM]: U DONT KNOW WHAT A NIGGA IS?
Rollins00861 [8:44 PM]: I don't know what a nigga or a niggas is.
Little1liz21 [8:44 PM]: ITS A SLANG TERM...... INSTEAD OF USING NIGGER THEY CALL EACH OTHER NIGGA
Rollins00861 [8:45 PM]: oh...so you're being racist now.
Little1liz21 [8:45 PM]: NO
Rollins00861 [8:45 PM]: oh, OK.....so what's a niggas?
Little1liz21 [8:45 PM]: I AINT RACIST AGAINST NOBODY

Well, in this conversation, we found that, besides the fact this "Liz" person doesn't know what a caps lock key is, she's not racist "against nobody." Hmph. Being white, I wonder what would happen if I said that word to a black guy. It's worth considering.

So...she stopped answering me in the instant message we had going, so I started asking in the chat room about niggas. Other people chimed in regarding their own opinions about these mythical niggas.

Rollins00861: Liz...what's a niggas?

Little1liz21: FUCK U

Rollins00861: you told me what a nigga is...I want to know what a niggas is.

Rollins00861: Liz?

Rollins00861: what's a niggas?

Freedom81673: it's a plural

Freedom81673: she wants more than one

Freedom81673: she likes to ride the train

Msplayaof03: are there any black niggas here halla

Rollins00861: Msplaya, what's a niggas?

SugarPrincess AF: niggas= 2 or more of a nigga

Rollins00861: ohhhhhhh...

Rollins00861: can I be a nigga?

SugarPrincess AF: yes

Freedom81673: you wear black

Rollins00861: can I be a nigga?

Msplayaof03: are you black

Rollins00861: I was told that you didn't have to be black to be a nigga.

Msplayaof03: yes you do

SugarPrincess AF: no, ur not cool enough

Little1liz21: WHAT IS THIS PICK ON LIZ DAY LOL

KCTopDogg21: dont pick on littleliz

Rollins00861: I'm not picking on anyone.

Rollins00861: I want to know if I can be a nigga.

Little1liz21: ROLLINS YEA U ARE

Rollins00861: I'm black or I'm a nigga?

KCTopDogg21: you can be a wigga

Freedom81673: OOPS!!!

Soulpatchy: wicka

Freedom81673: don't use the W word!!!!!!!!!!

Freedom81673: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

KCTopDogg21: wigga wigga wigga

Little1liz21: U BEST WATCHI IT ROLLINS

Rollins00861: watch what?

Rollins00861: the screen?

Rollins00861: NOOOOOOOOOO

Freedom81673: yeah,Rollins,"you best watchi it"

KCTopDogg21: whats with all the rasist talk

Little1liz21: CUZ HE IS

Freedom81673: watchi

Rollins00861: Liz said I'm a nigga.

Rollins00861: she's all racist and stuff.

Soulpatchy: and stuff

Soulpatchy: lol

SugarPrincess AF: only niggas are allowed to say nigga, or niggas get offended

Rollins00861: oh, really, AF?

KCTopDogg21: im a nigga

Rollins00861: damn!

Rollins00861: I'm a nigga too.

Rollins00861: Liz said I was.

Freedom81673: and I'm home sitting here watch a little kid be ignorant

Freedom81673: OH POOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rollins00861: I'm a straight nigga too.

Rollins00861: I'm not gay....I'm straight.

Rollins00861: hence....straight nigga.

Soulpatchy: lmao

SugarPrincess AF: >=/

KCTopDogg21: im a straight wigga

Freedom81673: OHHHH

Freedom81673: they are???

Freedom81673: isn't THAT racist????

Little1liz21: I DIDNT SAY U WERE SHIT

Soulpatchy: like going to jump out of your pc

Freedom81673: KILL WHITEY for using the slang word Nigga

Drkdragonlrd1989: no nigga means an ignorant man

Rollins00861: Little1liz21: ROLLINS YEA U ARE

SugarPrincess AF: nigga

Little1liz21: RACIST DIPSHIT

Rollins00861: how can I be racist...you keep saying it too.

Rollins00861: that's where you said I was a nigga.

Freedom81673: <~~~listening to System of a Down "Shame on a Nigga"

Rollins00861: but you said I'm a nigga!

Little1liz21: NO I DONT

Little1liz21: I DONT LIKE THAT WORD

Soulpatchy: well i think you all are racist for not wanting rollins to be a nigga

Little1liz21: SO WHY IN THE HELL WOULDI USE IT

Rollins00861: Little1liz21 [8:44 PM]: ITS A SLANG TERM...... INSTEAD OF USING NIGGER THEY CALL EACH OTHER NIGGA

Rollins00861: I don't know, but there's your IM.

Rollins00861: you tell me why you'd use it.

Now...for those who are still following -- she quit saying anything and left the room soon after that. For such a non-racist person and for someone who hates the word "nigga" so much, she sure used it a lot in her instant message to me.

Anyway, while all of this stuff was going on, one other person wanted to educate me as to the meaning of the mythical nigga.

Tight4me [8:47 PM]: a dog why you kepp saying the n words
Rollins00861 [8:48 PM]: a dog what?
Tight4me [8:48 PM]: why you keep say the n word
Rollins00861 [8:48 PM]: a dog what?
Tight4me [8:49 PM]: are you trying to play games
Rollins00861 [8:49 PM]: no...I'm trying to figure out what the hell you're saying.
Tight4me [8:50 PM]: well i'm telling your dumb ass to stop saying the n word before i come in fuck yo ass up
Rollins00861 [8:51 PM]: I'm terrified...but since you want to talk about it....why can she use it, but I can't?
Tight4me [8:51 PM]: cause you keep saying it
Rollins00861 [8:52 PM]: she can use it because I keep saying it?
Tight4me [8:53 PM]: you see there alot a black people in here willing to kick your ass if you dont stop saying the n word
Rollins00861 [8:53 PM]: and you know...I really don't care...if she can use it, so can I...so NIGGA PLEEZE
Tight4me [8:54 PM]: oh you got joke huh
Rollins00861 [8:54 PM]: I have more than one.
Tight4me [8:55 PM]: how bout i come over there and bring my boyz with me and show you what i'm talking about
Rollins00861 [8:56 PM]: <edited -- my address>
Rollins00861 [8:56 PM]: you coming now or later?
Tight4me [8:56 PM]: ok i'm on my way
Rollins00861 [8:57 PM]: go ahead....log off....I'm waiting.
Rollins00861 [8:58 PM]: *sigh*...yep, I'm not scared yet...try harder...

And that was the last I heard of this guy. Too bad...I wanted to be further informed about niggas.

So, kids...what do we take away from this interview? Well...System of a Down rocks faces, they're niggas and so am I.

-- Ninja R

For the record, I'm not racist, dammit. My hatred doesn't know racial boundaries. I really like these interviews, so look forward to more of them in the future.