Links we like:

Links, links links!

This page is dedicated to the shit we’re doing online when we’re not going about our normal, productive (?) lives. It’s a little different than most E/N sites’ links pages…most of them link pages like theirs. Of course, I linked the E/N sites I really like, but The ‘Hoo also got some words in there. Some bad-ass links reside here.

Don’t ever let me get another goddamn email saying you’re bored again now that I’ve posted these links. Email The ‘Hoo or somethin’…he never gets any of the hate mail.


Ninja R’s Links:
Sites kinda like this one:

www.nothing-sacred.net -- more great, funny stuff here. Their Mr. T banners are classic.

www.notatyou.com – great guy, smart as hell and a friend of Hoodratz and past endeavors for a while now.

www.angrygerman.com -- holy shit. The Angry German has so much awesome, brilliant commentary on his site, it’s amazing.

www.perverted-justice.com -- Definitely check out the Perverted Justice archives. Great layout, awesome graphics.

www.weaintcool.com -- Jacky-O never responds to emails, but he gets ‘em…that’s why my button is on his site. Good, funny stuff written in an Everyman style of writing.

www.crunchable.net – Introspective, essay writing, mostly. Some good stuff on here...plus, yours truly has a story on there if you look hard enough.

Other stuff I like:

www.wm3.org -- check these guys out, man. Wrongfully imprisoned, the West Memphis Three were scapegoated because they dressed in black and listened to heavy metal. They need your help. Get the word out, people.

www.snopes.com -- hate those annoying fucking forwards you get about how you’ll get $38947256934876 for every person you forward the message to? Got a question about the validity of a rumor? Chances are Snopes has it on their site. Hell, I even learned some stuff from here…and as everyone knows, I’m brilliant.

www.theonion.com -- satire news that’s funny as hell.

www.google.com -- I get most of my pics for Hoodratz from the Google Images Archive. Here’s a hint: type the words for the thing you’re looking for in quotes. Example: if you’re looking for Rollins Band lyrics for the song Starve, type "Rollins Band" "lyrics" "Starve" and they’ll come up.

www.townhall.com -- great, introspective conservative commentary for the fight against pussy liberals.

www.broadwaycafeandroastery.com -- where I go to get coffee. I normally sit outside so I can smoke and read at the same time.

The Hoo’s links:

www.thespark.com -- I used to lack personality...but thanks to the tests on this site, I know just who I am...

www.bored.com -- plenty of inane bullshit to do here...

www.profootballtalk.com -- some of us here at Hoodratz do like organized sports...

www.seanbaby.com/super -- I didn't recall the Super Friends being so lame as a kid...and then this site made it all come back to me...

www.pezcentral.com -- one day there will be a 'Hoo Pez dispenser...mark my words....

www.crimelibrary.com -- everything you have ever wanted to know about every sick fucker on the planet...

www.AmIAnnoying.com -- a nice change of pace from the HotOrNot phenomenon...

www.rockrage.com -- are you like me kids? Do you dig the rock music?

www.yojoe.com -- jumpin' Jesus on a pogostick! Every GI Joe ever made...talk about nostalgia...

www.tfarchive.com -- jumpin Jesus on a pogostick! Every Transformer ever—eh...you get the idea...

www.dead-or-alive.org -- ever sit and wonder if a celebrity was still alive and kickin'?

www.clevelandindians.com -- my beloved Tribe, yo …

www.funnyjunk.com -- I think everyone has realized the hilarity of this site by now...

www.the-sopranos.com -- fahgetaboutit ...

T2's links:

www.cockeyed.com -- Rob Cockerham and his merry friends play victimless pranks AND find out how much is inside stuff. HOW COOL IS THAT?!

www.homestarrunner.com -- Stiny! Get me a danish!

www.pro-rock.com -- The Clutch. They Rock.

maddox.xmission.com -- Possibly the most fabled online ranter there is.

www.blackpeopleloveus.com -- It's crazy...but THEY DO!

www.entermyworld.com -- Everything you'd ever want to know about the stainless steel dream.

The Aoler Translator -- A GR3AT WASTA OF TIEM1!1!!!1 OMG WTF I LAUGH3D AT LAEAST!!1!1!!1 WTF

www.villiansupply.com -- Everything you'd ever need to take over the world, all on one convenient website

www.fredoneverything.net -- Old Bastard, but he knows what he's talkin about. You might get offended by reading it, but that's probably because he hasn't sugar coated reality.

www.geocities.com/ddr_trickster -- The site that started it all. Click on it to see my very first rants (how cute) and some of my photography. Both are good, OR SO I HEAR.

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