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The Hoodratz.net Staff, 4-4-2006

First off, we want to thank you for checking out this page in the first place.  We appreciate the fact that you read our stuff in the first place..hell, deep at the bottom of our black hearts, we might actually like you. Whether our columns are any good...well, that's something else altogether.

I've been playing around with Photoshop a lot lately and came up with some decent ad stuff.  It occurred to me that some of you people should do our promotion work for us.  I mean, hey, we're lazy like that some pretty busy people.

Having said that, you'll find some images below to use on your web sites, MySpace, LiveJournal and Xanga accounts, blogs, etc.  Now, don't get me wrong -- some of the most annoying shit on the Interweb are stupid glittery MySpace pictures.  I despise them.

However, you people are going to keep using them anyway, regardless of what I think about it.  I figure it boils down to two things:

1. You guys can post stupid glittery MySpace pictures and I can do nothing about it
2. I can put up some quality pictures for you guys to use on your various sites.

I'm going with option 2.

If at all possible, we're requesting that you upload these images to your own various image hosting sites.  Remote linking to pictures eats up our bandwidth and we have to pay money for it.

Banners (780 x 200 pixels, click to open full size):

Buttons (89 x 30 pixels, click to open full size):

General purpose images (click to open full size):

Making your own images:
We don't mind if you make your own images for your/everyone's use.  If you want, send 'em to me.  If they're not all crappified and made in Microsoft Paint, we'll use 'em, put 'em up here and probably reciprocate with a front-page acknowledgement.

If you want the .psd files for the images above to make your own Hoodratz images or simply don't know how to post images somewhere, get a hold of me on AIM at NinjaRv1.  I will not upload them to the Hoodratz server or e-mail them to you.

So now I'm gonna sit here and eat some cheese and chips.  Feel free to use these images wherever you want -- on Xangas, blogs, your mom's bedroom, I don't care.  Just remember to save them to your computer and upload them to a separate image host.

Many thanks,
The Hoodratz.net Staff

No, you may not have any of Ninja R's cheese or chips.  Rosler, however, is offering free sex with attractive young women.  The Internet Swan is offering nothing but her scorn and contempt for all mankind, as usual.