Anyway, so in what's sure to be the first of many, I'm posting two official interviews with some self-professed "niggaz." I had a blast doing these, so there will be more in the future. You should do your own. Well, you should do your own if you don't type like Carl from Slingblade.

Rollins00861: OK...so I saw your profile online...I noticed you said you hang out with Hoodrats...I write for an online publication called Hoodratz...would you be willing to do an interview with us about hoodrats?

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: what the fuck?

Rollins00861: OK...again, I write for an online publication called Hoodratz...we have interviews with common people from the Internet...

Rollins00861: since your profile had something about hanging out with Hoodrats, we picked you to interview....

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: wow

Rollins00861: yeah, I'd be all impressed and stuff too....you up for it or not?

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: haha i aint impressed nigguh

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: peace

Rollins00861: *shrug*....you can check it out for yourself if you want....www.hoodratz.net

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: nah im str8 nigguh

Rollins00861: you're a straight nigga?

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: oh my god

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: are u white?

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: im str8- meaning im coo no thanks

Rollins00861: I didn't know being white was a bad thing.

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: and yeah i am heterosexual

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: lol

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: haha

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: bye

Rollins00861: does being white mean that I wouldn't know bastardized English?

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: why the fuck areu still iming me?

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: i could care less if u white black hipsanic asian

Rollins00861: because you're not answering the questions...they're simple enough...and if you could care less, why'd you ask?

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: or if u talk right or not what the fuck

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: it was a rhetorical question foo

Rollins00861: oh, now because you ask questions where the answer should be obvious (meaning that because I'm white, I shouldn't know what "str8" means), I'm a "foo."

Rollins00861: like....egg foo?

Rollins00861: egg foo yung rocks faces off across the globe.

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: oh my gos

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: god*

Rollins00861: mine too!

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: i say foo all th time

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: u thinkin too damn much

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: stop tlakin to me

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: peace

Rollins00861: do you use it when you're ordering Chinese food?

Rollins00861: for that matter, would you use "foo" when ordering food at all?

ShAwTyPiMpSt3: i use it when i talk to anyone

Rollins00861: like.....using the word "foo" in a sentence...

Rollins00861: "bitch betta bring me my FOO!!!~21"

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: bye

Rollins00861: like that?

Rollins00861: since I'm all white and stuff, I should keep up with my ghetto talk.

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: its all up to you

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: i know some white FOOS that are more ghetto than black peeps

Rollins00861: so they're foos?

Rollins00861: is there such a thing as black foos?

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: im using that shit in a sentence

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: anyone could be a foo

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: foo means like a person

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: this foo

Rollins00861: so...if someone uses the word Foo in a sentence, that would make them ghetto?

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: this person

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: get ti?

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: it*

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: nope

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: i didnt say that

Rollins00861: ah ha...I get it...I should only use the word "foo" when talking about people.

Rollins00861: never when ordering Chinese food.

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: yeah good job

ShAwTyPiMpSt3r: peace

Rollins00861: peace foo!

So, I guess in order to understand certain things, you must be black. DAMN THE LUCK! I'm white and stuff. Egg Foo Yung all around. AND PROPS 2 MUH PEEPZ!!!~1112`

Anyway, that was a forced interview with an unwilling subject. I should admit something here, but I don't know what. So...after that one, I was in a chatroom talking about the NEW NEW HOTTNESS that is Hoodratz...and this girl popped in asking if there were any "niggaz" in the room. I couldn't let that one go. Because I'd done the above interview recently, I had such "white guilt" that I thought I'd act like a NIGGAZ and see how far I could get.

"BabyGirl4Life" is a Toys R Us kid, I guess. She'll never grow up, even when she's gangraped by thuggish ruggish bone types, gets knocked up PORNO STYLE and has lots of kids. Stupidly, I canceled the first part of the conversation we were having, but she'd messaged me afer I said I was a "real dope niggaz" in the chatroom we were in. It starts off with me trying to get her to email me everything we'd said prior to me canceling. Here's what she had to say.

Babygrl4life913: WAT

Rollins00861: u aint got no answer

Rollins00861: ?

Babygrl4life913: Y

Rollins00861: u do me a fava and I'll tell u

Rollins00861: OK

Rollins00861: ?

Babygrl4life913: WAT

Rollins00861: kan u email me da convo we havin? errythang before I said

Rollins00861: u aint got no answer

Rollins00861: ?

Babygrl4life913: Y U PLAY

Rollins00861: i aint really playin girl lol

Rollins00861: i just wanna remember dis convo

Rollins00861: u gonna b all frontin?

Babygrl4life913: WAT

Babygrl4life913: Y

Rollins00861: i just want u ta send me da convo

Rollins00861: dats all

Rollins00861: then I b all about tellin my ALSRACE

Babygrl4life913: K

Rollins00861: thank u!

Babygrl4life913: ANSWER ME NOW

Rollins00861: 18/KC/nigga

Babygrl4life913: CAN I HAVE UR #

Rollins00861: no not right now

Rollins00861: u gotz ta send me our convo

Babygrl4life913: Y

Rollins00861: cuz i don no u and i want dis convo

Babygrl4life913: I DONT KNOW HOW

Rollins00861: right click on da words up top, den go down 2 "select all", den right click on da black stuff and go down 2 copy...den u paste it in a email

Babygrl4life913: I DID IT

Rollins00861: OK

Rollins00861: now u just email it 2 me

Babygrl4life913: U GOT IT

Babygrl4life913: Y/N

Rollins00861: n

Rollins00861: u wrot mah email adress right?

Babygrl4life913: YEA

Rollins00861: i aint got it

Rollins00861: so u aint gettin mah numba

Babygrl4life913: SO

Rollins00861: u axed fo it

Rollins00861: and i gotz shit 2 do anyway

Rollins00861: rolled me a fatty

Babygrl4life913: OK WAT EVER

Rollins00861: yea datz wut I thot

Rollins00861: u kant handle dis

Babygrl4life913: YEA

Babygrl4life913: Y U SAY DAT

Rollins00861: u kant even figga how to send a email

Rollins00861: I NO u kant handle da SMOKE

Babygrl4life913: OH FA REAL

Rollins00861: the REAL

Babygrl4life913: U MEAN

Rollins00861: at leas i kan sen emailz

Rollins00861: u kant even do dat

Rollins00861: u said u wud afta i told u my ALSRACE

Rollins00861: but u didnt

Rollins00861: nuttin but a busta

Babygrl4life913: WAT EVER

Rollins00861: u aint no babygirl4life

Rollins00861: u be a babyHO4life

Babygrl4life913: OH FA REAL THATS NICE

Rollins00861: i bet u be all chillin ove dere listenin ta Snow and Vanilla Ice

Rollins00861: ICE ICE HO

Babygrl4life913: N IF I DID

Rollins00861: u no u do

Rollins00861: u all chillin ta MC Hammer

Rollins00861: NSYNC

Rollins00861: Creed

Rollins00861: u luv da Good Charlotte

Rollins00861: you u got a pic, i wanna sho my boyz

Babygrl4life913: Y

Rollins00861: i tol u, i wanna sho mah boyz

Babygrl4life913: NOT 4 U

Rollins00861: i don wanna luk at yo dum azz but mah boy Cold T do

Rollins00861: da T stand fo TREVA

Babygrl4life913: I REAL DONT CARE

Rollins00861: u bes b kurrin, he b a str8 up thuggish nigga

Babygrl4life913: WAT EVER HOLLA

Rollins00861: he wantz 2 holla, I b tryin 2 talk a nigga out of it but he say he wanna c u and he say i bein mean

Rollins00861: but i just think u a straight ho

Rollins00861: he be da type of nigga who be all smooooth and shit

Babygrl4life913: FA 1 AINT NO HOEs OVER HERE BABY HOLLA AGAIN

Rollins00861: no c I THINK u a ho...COLD T think u probly sweet n shit

Babygrl4life913: I DONT CARE WAT U THINK

Rollins00861: gud u wanna talk 2 T?

Babygrl4life913: I DONT CARE LONG AS IT AINT U

Rollins00861: sup girl

Rollins00861: were u stay?

Babygrl4life913: KCK

Rollins00861: word up

Rollins00861: I live ova off Van Brunt

Rollins00861: u no were dat iz?

Babygrl4life913: YEA

Babygrl4life913: ITS IN MO

Rollins00861: yea ova off 70...u aint 2 far

Rollins00861: wat yo asl

Babygrl4life913: 17/ F/KCK DUH

Rollins00861: lol o yea u sed u in KCK

Rollins00861: lol

Babygrl4life913: K

Babygrl4life913: HA HA

Babygrl4life913: U THERE

Rollins00861: yea

Rollins00861: just switchin CDs

Rollins00861: we got a bom azz party goin tanight

Babygrl4life913: WAT U LOOK

Babygrl4life913: WHERE

Rollins00861: Big Cz house...he wuz on ealier

Rollins00861: u really 17?

Babygrl4life913: I MEAN WAT LOOK LIKE

Babygrl4life913: YEA

Rollins00861: u a blk gurl rite?

Babygrl4life913: YEA

Rollins00861: a afrikun kween?

Rollins00861: a smooth sista?

Babygrl4life913: YEA

Rollins00861: tru dat

Rollins00861: u gotz a pic

Babygrl4life913 NOPE

Rollins00861: raw

Babygrl4life913: SORRY

Rollins00861: das OK u wana see a pic uv me?

Babygrl4life913: YEA

Rollins00861: i think i gotz 1 uv me and Big C...u wanna C him?

Babygrl4life913: YEA

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Rollins00861: hott huh?

Babygrl4life913: YEA

Rollins00861: HELLZ JEAH

Rollins00861: u want anotha?

Babygrl4life913: YEA

Rollins00861: im on da rite

Babygrl4life913: U WHITE

Rollins00861: yep...damn straight.

Rollins00861: I was on the left in the first picture.

Rollins00861: I'd like to take this opportunity now to notify you that you've been chosen for an interview profile on www.hoodratz.net.

Rollins00861: actually, this whole conversation will be used as me interviewing you.

Babygrl4life913: WAT

Rollins00861: I'm doing a story as a follow up to something I wrote where I made fun of people saying "nigga"....it was called "The Quest To Be A Nigga!"

Rollins00861: this story...interview, even...will be called "Nigga Or Not?"

Rollins00861: you should check out our site.

Rollins00861: Babygrl.........

Rollins00861: BABYGRL!!!!!

Rollins00861: HEY! WAKE UP OVER THERE!

And she left soon after my last message. Oh well.

So what do you guys think? Am I a nigga or not? The funny thing was that she admitted the boobie picture was "hott." She even said it: "YEA". Although it's yeah and not YEA (yea is a yelling sound), maybe she was really cheering over the boobie picture? Smokey and I did.

Yeah, so that's it. As a matter of fact, I think all of you should do your own experiments with the same thing. If you have questions as to whether YOU are a nigga or not, go ahead. The farther you go with it, the more convinced I'll be that you're a NIGGA 2!!!~~111