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Cartoon Criminals...
by T2, 11-26-2003
The conduct of people in the spotlight these days is absolutely
appalling. With that in mind, I went on a search to figure out what the cartoon
characters of my youth were up to these days. The results? They weren't
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Marry Whomever You
Want!
by Ninja R, 11-22-2003
Well, the Masschusetts Supreme Court recently ruled gay civil
marriages should be recognized by the state. I figured since they can do this, then
we should also have the right to marry whomever or whatever we want. Check out my
future prospects...and imagine a world free of judgment! |
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PETA Blows.
by T2, 11-21-2003
I'm sure most of you have heard of the PETA. They're an
"animal rights" organization. They also blow. Not bubbles or
anything like that...they just blow with their idiocy and I can't stand 'em.
Discover the stupidity of PETA here... |
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Hate
Mail!
by Ninja R and T2, 11-16-2003
We here at Hoodratz are currently reveling. Reveling?
Yes! We got our first hate mail a few days ago. In our impatience, we're
posting it today. It's great stuff...a little long, but good. Read on. |
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Unsung Heroes!
by Ninja R, 11-15-2003
Everyone's a hero these days. I know I'm not the only one who
sees that. Cops, firement, ambulance workers, roofers, boot shiners, the homeless --
they're all heroes. Click the link above to check out more satire than is healthy
for a person. |
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A Study in Catering To The
Fat
Eating Challenged
by T2, 11-11-2003
T2's back and more pissed than ever. Ever the trooper against
preferential treatment against the mentally STUPID and lazy, here's T2's newest rant about
the eating challenged. Politically correct types need not apply. |
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The Theory of AOL Angels...
by Ninja R and Samurai B, 11-2-2003
This story was great...a little long, but worth reading.
Samurai B has this long-standing theory about people who have the word "Angel"
in their email addresses, AIM names, etc. This was a quest to prove the
theory. Read on... |
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Interview: Nigga or Not?
by Ninja R, 11-2-2003
I've had this one sitting around for a while. Yet another
inteview with the subliterate. You'll probably see more of these coming because
they're easy and I like them. Anyway, join me again on my quest to determine if
I'm...NIGGA OR NOT? |
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The Boy Bands of Rock!
by Ninja R, 9-8-2003
This story could also be called "Bands I Hate," but it's
not. Many people insist that only "pop" groups in order to be a boy band.
I disagree. Read about my quest to prove otherwise. |