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At the start of every year, many of us make promises to ourselves -- promises we hope will make us feel better about ourselves and maybe benefit other people. Therefore, I give you my New Year Resolutions for 2006. Enjoy.

1. I will not judge people at face value.

I have often been accused of doing this too many times, whether it is the way somebody dresses, the way they speak or how hideous they look. This is all going to change, and I promise not to cast social judgments anymore. Well, apart from a certain rapper who thinks getting shot nine times is something to be proud of...that taking drugs and smacking their 'bitches' up is something to sing about.

Bosses of major companies from the media industry give these stupid, inbred people a movie and a video game. Take note 50 Cent. If somebody plants nine bullets in your black ass, they're going to come back and put nine slugs in your head.

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2. I will contribute more to my local community.

I have taken my city for granted for too long.  I have overlooked how other people -- poor people -- make ends meet and survive in this living hellhole. Therefore, I, Rosler, have chosen a local community group to take under my wing. I will nurture them and help them move on and prosper in every field. Fields like oral, anal and vaginal. Yes, folks, I chose my local hookers to help out.

Even hookers need help.

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3. I will not profit from other peoples misfortune.

I admit, in the past, I have taken advantage of other people's downfall. I often make it look like I am supporting a worthy cause, when really, I am doing it for my own gain. I was doing it to put myself out there, when I should have been caring about the people who really matter, not myself. A bit like this woman.......

God hates you, and so does Rosler.

- Rosler

Nine out of ten black people love Rosler.