Rosler’s European Tour 2006
by Rosler, 11/30/05
As a few people already know, I have planned to work abroad for the last eighteen months or so, and now, since I got my passport sorted, it is all systems go. I have worked my ass off in that time to save up enough to fuck around the globe next year, and as my mother used to say, it is best off telling somebody where you are at all times. So here it is, Rosler’s European Tour of 2006.
Spain – Majorca
The start of the tour sees Rosler on an island called Majorca which belongs to Spain. Is Rosler here for work? No. He is here for a friend's stag party. My friend Big Chris is getting married at the end of March. Now, how better to see him off than with a big party on a hot island closer to the equator than the UK is? In Majorca, you will find cheap beer, cheap tobacco and lovely senoritas. What else can you ask for?
Greece – Kassiopi, Corfu
I arrive here on May 2nd for the start of the holiday season. You see, in Europe we have a season that runs from May through till October, where all foreign staff work in their chosen country. I chose Kassopi because of two main factors. One, it is fucking hot there, and two, all the posh fanny from England go there when their term ends.
Greece – Zante
Zante is an island that belongs to Greece. I fly out to here on July 3rd . I decided to split my time in Greece due to two reasons: One, I love both Kassiopi and Zante to bits and wanted to visit both together; two, the ass is hotter here. Don’t get me wrong, you get your tanned tits and bleach blondes in Kass, but goddamn, the shit in Zante is sizzling. With 250,000 single UK ladies coming here each year, you can see why Zante is one of Greece's tittie hotspots.
Holland - Amsterdam
I fly back to the UK on September 1st to see my family and to celebrate my birthday with them. Then on the 3rd, I fly out with two of my best guys to the seedy, drug-and-sex-filled capital of the Netherlands, Amsterdam. I will be 21 when we land and if all goes to plan it will be the best four days of my life. Hookers and Cocaine? I leave that answer to you guys.
Anyway, that’s it, my plans for the next nine months. Wouldn’t mind a trip to NY, November time. But I don’t think funds will allow it. But hey, who knows?
Till next time.
- Rosler