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Hot or Not Fun - The Serial Killer Edition!
By Ninja R, 2-29-04

People think of serial killers and different things go through their heads. Most people don't like 'em, but I've been into researching serial killers for a while. Call it a morbid fascination, but I've always found something kinda cool about checking them out, even if what they've done is completely sick.

And in saying all that, that doesn't necessarily mean I like 'em or condone what they do or anything like that. Nope. Hoodratz doesn't condone violence or killing at all. I don't even believe in the death penalty.

But serial killers need lovin' too and the people who frequent Hot or Not are just the types to love on 'em...mostly because they're stupid.

So...I decided to post some pictures of a few serial killers on Hot or Not and see what happened. Of course, some of them are popular and all, so it took a while for me to find pictures the staff at Hot or Not wouldn't recognize.

Let's check out the first one:

David Berkowitz

David Berkowitz, otherwise known as the Son of Sam or the .45-Caliber Killer, had 15 victims and killed because he heard voices in his head. Not only that, but he's one nasty hooker in my humble opinion (which is always right). And not only that, but you people voted him a 6.6.

C'mon! Like I said earlier, I know serial killers need lovin' too, but goddamn, a 6.6? That's hotter than 61% of people on the site. You people are sick...then again, that's because you're rating the hotness of serial killers.

Henry Lee Lucas

Ladies Love Cool Lucas.

Henry Lee Lucas was implored to wear a dress by his mother when he was much younger, which pretty much predicts CBright's (of www.hugeinternetsuperstars.com) future and notoriety. I think you guys voted Lucas a little lower than Berkowitz because of Lucas' lazy eye. Still, people with lazy eyes don't need to be voted hotter than 58% of guys on the site. Anyway, chicks seem to like voting for a guy who killed the son of John Walsh from America's Most Wanted.

Ted Bundy

Not to be confused with Al Bundy, the shoe salesman.

Here's Ted Bundy. Word has it he was a real lady killer...pun intended. HA HA HA. Anyway, you people rated him a 9. A frickin' 9! I can't believe that...or maybe I can. Chicks seemed to like him right up until the point where he killed 'em...why shouldn't they like him now? You know, besides the whole killing thing.

This guy actually means something on my end, though...I remember when he did his cross country killing spree. A girl from my hometown was murdered and later found. Some people around town thought Bundy did it. If you go back and look where he struck across the country and the time she died, it works out. Circumstantial, sure, but in small towns where I grew up, people like believing the world is flat, so it's not too much of a stretch to pin her death on Bundy.

The amazing thing here is that he was rated higher than this guy:

And that's almost scary.

More to come soon...

-- Ninja R