See? You are not alone. At any rate, you know there are
other weirdos like you who have too much time on their hands and read this site.
Don't worry. This site wraps its IP packets in plain brown envelops
marked, "Hot Sex Action Books" so your neighbors won't know you've been here.
Anyway, to the extent this counter means something, it gives the number of hits
we've received since March 19, 2006. Whatever.