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Normally, I wouldn't like drug-referenced sites, but I like the guy who writes here.

The Webb Files...

Jacob Webb...well, what can I say about the guy?  My good pal, Jason Rivera from Jasonrivera.com, brought him to my attention several months ago with a story about the retard.  I'm not going to rehash the story; just read it for yourself.  Even if you don't...just look at this face.


It screams RETARD.  Sorry for the size, folks, but I thought you needed a close up of Mr. Webb.

That's right, folks...Jacob is a frickin' retard.  But we all know any ol' retard can have a MySpace blog...which he has.  It's called "1982 a god was bron an it was Jacob A. Webb" (do not go if you can't handle retarded MySpace crap with glitter pictures and all the other stuff that comes along with shitty MySpace accounts).  We've been making fun of them for a while on the JR.com forums...however, we've recently started making recordings of ourselves reading his blogs.

Now you can listen to them for yourselves.  Below are the audio and text versions of The Webb Files.  For those of you who wish to submit your own Webb File recordings, CLIKE HERR PLZ THX

Webb File 1: omg my manager is a bitch! am it snowed some too.

Webb File 2: Read this every one an jason rivera too!!!!!!!!

Webb File 3: well well well well

Webb File 4: PEOPLE WHY RUSH YOUR SELF

Webb File 5: hey the update on my life!!!!

thx 2 edwood 4 teh sugeschun but not relly he jus sed to add his name sumwere

See? You are not alone.  At any rate, you know there are other weirdos like you who have too much time on their hands and read this site.  Don't worry.  This site wraps its IP packets in plain brown envelops marked, "Hot Sex Action Books" so your neighbors won't know you've been here.  Anyway, to the extent this counter means something, it gives the number of hits we've received since March 19, 2006.  Whatever.