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The Webb Files...
Jacob Webb...well, what can I say about the guy?
My good pal, Jason Rivera from
Jasonrivera.com, brought him to my attention several
months ago with a story about the retard. I'm not going to
rehash the story; just read it for yourself. Even if you
don't...just look at this face.

It screams RETARD. Sorry for the size, folks, but I
thought you needed a close up of Mr. Webb.
That's right, folks...Jacob is a frickin'
retard. But we all know any ol' retard can have a MySpace
blog...which he has. It's called
"1982 a god was bron an it was Jacob A.
Webb" (do not go if you can't handle retarded MySpace
crap with glitter pictures and all the other stuff that comes
along with shitty MySpace accounts). We've been making fun
of them for a while on the JR.com forums...however, we've
recently started making recordings of ourselves reading his
blogs.
Now you can listen to them for yourselves.
Below are the audio and text versions of The Webb Files.
For those of you who wish to submit your own Webb File
recordings,
CLIKE HERR PLZ
THX
Webb File 1:
omg my manager is a bitch! am it snowed
some too.
Webb File 2:
Read this every one an jason rivera
too!!!!!!!!
Webb File 3:
well well well well
Webb File 4:
PEOPLE WHY RUSH YOUR SELF
Webb File 5:
hey the update on my life!!!!
thx 2 edwood 4 teh sugeschun but
not relly he jus sed to add his name sumwere |