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Normally, I wouldn't like drug-referenced sites, but I like the guy who writes here.

 Submitting your Webb Files...

1. Get a microphone and plug it into your computer.
2. Open your recording program.  I recommend Sony ACID Pro.
3. Record yourself reading one of Jacob Webb's blogs.
3. Save as an mp3 file.
4. Send it to me at ninjar@hoodratz.net or via AIM at NinjaRv1.  In the subject line, write "Webb File."
5. Wait to see if we post it.

We won't accept just any ol' reading of a Webb File, so make it good.  Some laughing and stuff is fine...just try to be creative when you're reading it.  Listen to some of the other recordings to get a general feel of what I'm saying here.

What do you get out of this?  Why, millions and millions of people will get to hear your hilarity and creativeness!  Plus, you'll be helping us out a little.  I mean, sure, I can read all his blogs and record them, but then y'all would get all bored and stuff.

If you don't have a microphone, don't message me with something retarded like, OMG I WULD DO IT BUT I DINT HAV A MIKEROPHONE!!1  I don't care if you don't have a way to record yourself.  A cheap mic costs about $7 at Office Depot.  Get one.  And then get Skype.  And then send me your Skype name so EdWood, Mr. Jew, Mr. Smurf and I can call you.
See? You are not alone.  At any rate, you know there are other weirdos like you who have too much time on their hands and read this site.  Don't worry.  This site wraps its IP packets in plain brown envelops marked, "Hot Sex Action Books" so your neighbors won't know you've been here.  Anyway, to the extent this counter means something, it gives the number of hits we've received since March 19, 2006.  Whatever.