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What's a Nigga? by Ninja R, 9-28-2003 A while back, I was in an AOL chat room, as usual, checking out what people had to say. I noticed someone in the room asking if there were any "niggas" around. Well, hell if I knew what a nigga was...I know I'm a ninja...and since the two words sound similar, I thought I'd see if I could attain this "niggas" status. Try it. With attitude, say, NINJA, PLEASE! It sounds great. Anyway, here's the conversation I had with the young lady. Little1liz21 [8:43 PM]: ARE U ASKIN HERE WHAT A NIGGA IS? Rollins00861 [8:43 PM]: no...I'm asking what a niggas is. Little1liz21 [8:43 PM]: U DONT KNOW WHAT A NIGGA IS? Rollins00861 [8:44 PM]: I don't know what a nigga or a niggas is.
Rollins00861 [8:45 PM]: oh...so you're being racist now. Little1liz21 [8:45 PM]: NO Rollins00861 [8:45 PM]: oh, OK.....so what's a niggas? Little1liz21 [8:45 PM]: I AINT RACIST AGAINST NOBODY Well, in this conversation, we found that, besides the fact this "Liz" person doesn't know what a caps lock key is, she's not racist "against nobody." Hmph. Being white, I wonder what would happen if I said that word to a black guy. It's worth considering. So...she stopped answering me in the instant message we had going, so I started asking in the chat room about niggas. Other people chimed in regarding their own opinions about these mythical niggas. Rollins00861: Liz...what's a niggas? Little1liz21: FUCK U Rollins00861: you told me what a nigga is...I want to know what a niggas is. Rollins00861: Liz? Rollins00861: what's a niggas? Freedom81673: it's a plural Freedom81673: she wants more than one Freedom81673: she likes to ride the train Msplayaof03: are there any black niggas here halla Rollins00861: Msplaya, what's a niggas? SugarPrincess AF: niggas= 2 or more of a nigga Rollins00861: ohhhhhhh... Rollins00861: can I be a nigga? SugarPrincess AF: yes Freedom81673: you wear black Rollins00861: can I be a nigga? Msplayaof03: are you black Rollins00861: I was told that you didn't have to be black to be a nigga. Msplayaof03: yes you do SugarPrincess AF: no, ur not cool enough Little1liz21: WHAT IS THIS PICK ON LIZ DAY LOL KCTopDogg21: dont pick on littleliz Rollins00861: I'm not picking on anyone. Rollins00861: I want to know if I can be a nigga. Little1liz21: ROLLINS YEA U ARE Rollins00861: I'm black or I'm a nigga? KCTopDogg21: you can be a wigga Freedom81673: OOPS!!! Soulpatchy: wicka Freedom81673: don't use the W word!!!!!!!!!! Freedom81673: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! KCTopDogg21: wigga wigga wigga Little1liz21: U BEST WATCHI IT ROLLINS Rollins00861: watch what? Rollins00861: the screen? Rollins00861: NOOOOOOOOOO Freedom81673: yeah,Rollins,"you best watchi it" KCTopDogg21: whats with all the rasist talk Little1liz21: CUZ HE IS Freedom81673: watchi Rollins00861: Liz said I'm a nigga. Rollins00861: she's all racist and stuff. Soulpatchy: and stuff Soulpatchy: lol SugarPrincess AF: only niggas are allowed to say nigga, or niggas get offended Rollins00861: oh, really, AF? KCTopDogg21: im a nigga Rollins00861: damn! Rollins00861: I'm a nigga too. Rollins00861: Liz said I was. Freedom81673: and I'm home sitting here watch a little kid be ignorant Freedom81673: OH POOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rollins00861: I'm a straight nigga too. Rollins00861: I'm not gay....I'm straight. Rollins00861: hence....straight nigga. Soulpatchy: lmao SugarPrincess AF: >=/ KCTopDogg21: im a straight wigga Freedom81673: OHHHH Freedom81673: they are??? Freedom81673: isn't THAT racist???? Little1liz21: I DIDNT SAY U WERE SHIT Soulpatchy: like going to jump out of your pc Freedom81673: KILL WHITEY for using the slang word Nigga Drkdragonlrd1989: no nigga means an ignorant man Rollins00861: Little1liz21: ROLLINS YEA U ARE SugarPrincess AF: nigga Little1liz21: RACIST DIPSHIT Rollins00861: how can I be racist...you keep saying it too. Rollins00861: that's where you said I was a nigga. Freedom81673: <~~~listening to System of a Down "Shame on a Nigga" Rollins00861: but you said I'm a nigga! Little1liz21: NO I DONT Little1liz21: I DONT LIKE THAT WORD Soulpatchy: well i think you all are racist for not wanting rollins to be a nigga Little1liz21: SO WHY IN THE HELL WOULDI USE IT Rollins00861: Little1liz21 [8:44 PM]: ITS A SLANG TERM...... INSTEAD OF USING NIGGER HEY CALL EACH OTHER NIGGA Rollins00861: I don't know, but there's your IM. Rollins00861: you tell me why you'd use it. Now...for those who are still following -- she quit saying anything and left the room soon after that. For such a non-racist person and for someone who hates the word "nigga" so much, she sure used it a lot in her instant message to me. Anyway, while all of this stuff was going on, one other person wanted to educate me as to the meaning of the mythical nigga. Tight4me [8:47 PM]: a dog why you kepp saying the n words Rollins00861 [8:48 PM]: a dog what? Tight4me [8:48 PM]: why you keep say the n word Rollins00861 [8:48 PM]: a dog what? Tight4me [8:49 PM]: are you trying to play games Rollins00861 [8:49 PM]: no...I'm trying to figure out what the hell you're saying.
Rollins00861 [8:51 PM]: I'm terrified...but since you want to talk about it....why can she use it, but I can't? Tight4me [8:51 PM]: cause you keep saying it Rollins00861 [8:52 PM]: she can use it because I keep saying it? Tight4me [8:53 PM]: you see there alot a black people in here willing to kick your ass if you dont stop saying the n word Rollins00861 [8:53 PM]: and you know...I really don't care...if she can use it, so can I...so NIGGA PLEEZE Tight4me [8:54 PM]: oh you got joke huh Rollins00861 [8:54 PM]: I have more than one. Tight4me [8:55 PM]: how bout i come over there and bring my boyz with me and show you what i'm talking about Rollins00861 [8:56 PM]: <edited -- my address> Rollins00861 [8:56 PM]: you coming now or later? Tight4me [8:56 PM]: ok i'm on my way Rollins00861 [8:57 PM]: go ahead....log off....I'm waiting. Rollins00861 [8:58 PM]: *sigh*...yep, I'm not scared yet...try harder... And that was the last I heard of this guy. Too bad...I wanted to be further informed about niggas. So, kids...what do we take away from this interview? Well...System of a Down rocks faces, they're niggas and so am I. For the record, I'm not racist, dammit. My hatred doesn't know racial boundaries. I really like these interviews, so look forward to more of them in the future. |
