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| The Staff: | Whore
or Not? Interview... by Ninja R, 12-26-2003 |
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| Ninja R --
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Just when everything seems at its lowest, things start brightening up.
What the hell do I mean? Well, I've been at a loss for stories for a while
now. Then, one day, I was mindin' my own business and I noticed two people talking
in a chatroom about a third person. This third person was defending her
"right" to send naked pics to a guy. That's fine with me. But the situation intrigued me, of course, and I needed to know more. So, I decided to analyze this situation. The Test Subject: I checked out her website, which can be found by clicking the link above. For your convenience, I've posted the following from the site: I thought it was kinda funny. Look at the right arm. Not to mention she looks like a drug whore three hits short of her daily heroin dosage, but that fat roll on her right arm set me off into hysterics. Naked pics from her? AH HA HA HA HA But yes, to quell your burning questions, she was sending out naked pics of herself. I won't mention to whom...I'll just post the pics. Now...because my webhost is run by a bunch of Nazis, I can't post full nudity...but you'll see enough. Before you have to ask, I received these pics from the person to whom they were sent. Look below...............
Damn, man....couldn't she have taken off her bra first? Seems to me she didn't take it off because she was in a hurry...perhaps Mom would walk in the room and see her baring her oblong rack to the world...or at least the Interweb world. Anyway, here's the second one.
I had to chuckle at this picture. I don't know...I guess some guys like bitches with cellulite-laden arms. Hell, who am I to judge? But anyway, there were a couple of poon shots there too. I didn't post them because they were just too disgusting. I suppose I could have used my mediocre Photoshop skills to fix 'em up a little, but the thought of doing so and having to put them on my screen any longer than necessary would put me off my food for a couple of weeks. I don't need the recurring nightmares that were sure to ensue. Having seen this stuff, I was further pulled into the depths of what I would call "a common whore," but what most other people would call "fucking nasty." I checked out a link on her website and found more pictures of her (I'm only posting one). There were also people who posted comments...the more interesting comments are as follows:
l couldn't believe what the hell I was reading. Have values and standards sunken so low as to look at this hooker and say stuff like "DAYUM" and "sexy?" I don't know...and maybe it's beside the point. OK, no it's not. Anyway, I couldn't take the curiosity anymore. I had to do an official Hoodratz interview...because I'm sure any of you who have read other interviews know INTERVIEWS ROCK FACES OFF. So....here's the interview I had with her. It's a little long, as these usually are. Have fun. Rollins00861: OK....so...I noticed in your profile, you have this quote: "so please dont ask if i would like to meet up for a good time or how big my boobs are and if u can see them!!!!" Rollins00861: correct? CrystalRenee79: yea Rollins00861: is this because you send them non gratis? CrystalRenee79: i send what? Rollins00861: pictures of your fun bags. Rollins00861: you know...hooters... Rollins00861: sweater meat. CrystalRenee79: nooooo CrystalRenee79: i just get tired of ppl askin how big they are Rollins00861: so...you just send them to people automatically so they can see for themselves? CrystalRenee79: nope... those ppl asked or i asked if they would like to see... i dont just send automatically Rollins00861: oh...so you get their approval first? CrystalRenee79: lmao yea i dont just go around sending nekkid stuff Rollins00861: why not? CrystalRenee79: cuz it isnt right CrystalRenee79: what if someone dont wanna see? CrystalRenee79: so it isnt right to just go around sending stuff with out me askin or them askin first Rollins00861: why would you ask them if they'd like to see? I mean...don't you think it's obvious through pictures with clothes on? CrystalRenee79: what is obvious.... ? CrystalRenee79: i am not usualy the person who asks CrystalRenee79: i have asked maybe 2 ppl Rollins00861: don't you think the size of your sweater torpedos are obvious with clothes on? CrystalRenee79: i dont know ... guys arent to good with that.. they say dd or sumthing which is wronnng CrystalRenee79: most guys dont want just a pic of your boobs with clothes on they want to see your actual boobs Rollins00861: do you think guys have a disproportionate view of bra sizes? CrystalRenee79: yea guys dont know bra sizes Rollins00861: so....you always give guys want they want in that respect? CrystalRenee79: nope Rollins00861: why not? CrystalRenee79: cuz no reason to give many of them nekkid pics CrystalRenee79: i dont like pervs Rollins00861: what...because they don't have similar pics to trade? CrystalRenee79: most guys who im me outta the blue and ask to see "good" pics i tell them bye CrystalRenee79: lmao no i dont want no nekkid pics Rollins00861: oh....so what's the requirement to see sweater meat pictures? CrystalRenee79: there isnt requirements,,, i just decide if i want to Rollins00861: on just a hunch you have about a guy or girl? CrystalRenee79: i dont send girls my boobs Rollins00861: why not? CrystalRenee79: cuz why would i? they have their own boobs... well they should Rollins00861: they might like seeing yours. CrystalRenee79: well too bad Rollins00861: so...it's OK to send boobie pics to a guy because he wants to see them, but not a girl. CrystalRenee79: yea i aint into females CrystalRenee79: unless she is reallly cute i guess i would send Rollins00861: cute....like Bea Arthur? CrystalRenee79: who the hell is that? Rollins00861: never mind....
(note: there's about a 20-minute gap here...I cut it out because we discussed boring political crap.) Rollins00861: anyway...words you'd like for people to see before I post this? CrystalRenee79:: no Rollins00861: do you think you're a slut? CrystalRenee79:: lmao no sluts sleep around CrystalRenee79: i dont sleep around so i am not a slut Rollins00861: you just send pictures. CrystalRenee79: sometimes yes Rollins00861: would that be called an online slut? CrystalRenee79: no online sluts meet guys on here and sleep with them or what ever they do Rollins00861: so you've never met anyone from online? CrystalRenee79: i call them online whores tho CrystalRenee79: aol whores CrystalRenee79: yea when i was younger lmao like 4 yrs ago CrystalRenee79: when i was 18-20 Rollins00861: ever sleep with someone from online? CrystalRenee79: yea after i was with them for 3 weeks... Rollins00861: three whole weeks...I think you set a record. CrystalRenee79: what is that suppose to mean? CrystalRenee79: girls on here meet guys and have sex witht hem with in hours CrystalRenee79: i wait allmost a month so now i am a skank ? lmao ok Rollins00861: so....sleeping with someone after three weeks is OK? CrystalRenee79: um if they are your bf/gf yea Rollins00861: I'm just asking, that's all. CrystalRenee79: if u meet sumone and hang out and decide u want more than dating and what not yea after 3 weeks it is ok CrystalRenee79: like i said girls on here do much worse than that Rollins00861: it's up to you, I guess....it's your dignity you'd be losing...but OK.... CrystalRenee79: lmao my dignity for sleeping with sum one after 3 weeks? lmao how bout the girls who meet guys on here and have sex after 3 hours lmao CrystalRenee79: they are the ones who need to think bout their dignity CrystalRenee79: he was my bf CrystalRenee79: most of the skanks on here wouldnt have waited 3 weeks Rollins00861: *shrug*...like I said, I'm just asking...no need to get defensive.... CrystalRenee79: well u are saying i am a slut Rollins00861: skanks....do you know them personally? CrystalRenee79: no but know guys who have met a few of them Rollins00861: I never said you were a slut, but I can if you want. CrystalRenee79: not currently CrystalRenee79: no i dont want u to cuz i am not one Rollins00861: do you send your sweater meat pics to those guys to compete? Rollins00861: you know...compete with other chicks. CrystalRenee79: lmao no Rollins00861: yeah, you do...it's OK...you can admit it... CrystalRenee79: lmao no i dont CrystalRenee79: i just recently started goin into chat rooms CrystalRenee79: like 2 weeks ago CrystalRenee79: so no one to compete with lol and wouldnt wanna compete with skanks CrystalRenee79: half of them are like 17 and 18 CrystalRenee79: wouldnt wanna guy who digs young girls anyways Rollins00861: if someone thinks you're a skank, what do you have to say to them? CrystalRenee79: not much lmao tell them off in what ever way i feel appropriate and be done with them CrystalRenee79: no big deal really Rollins00861: yeah, but what would you say? Rollins00861: and, of course, you don't meet guys online or send them unsolicited pics if they look young or read Harry Potter. Rollins00861: how do you know what they've done? You don't know them either. CrystalRenee79: i dont know i said i am sure they have CrystalRenee79: i didnt say they have CrystalRenee79: and i go by what i am told and how i hear them talk Rollins00861: so, even though you don't know and they don't know, it's OK for you to say that, but not them. CrystalRenee79: they talk all their business in rooms (note -- she's only been in rooms for two weeks, but she knows everything said somehow.) CrystalRenee79: i dont call them skanks CrystalRenee79: i dont call ppl anything until they put me down Rollins00861: what's your favorite word to call 'em? CrystalRenee79: i dont like toruble Rollins00861: yeah, toruble is hellish. CrystalRenee79: lol my favorite word to call them CrystalRenee79: probly btch Rollins00861: OK....wrapping up.... Rollins00861: nothing you want to say to the world out there? CrystalRenee79: noooooooooo i want to go to bed Rollins00861: you know....peace in the Middle East? Rollins00861: support the West Memphis Three? CrystalRenee79: no i dont wanna say anything Rollins00861: fine...be selfish. CrystalRenee79: lmao CrystalRenee79: i dont have nothing to say CrystalRenee79: but dont belive everything ppl say until u hear it for your self Rollins00861: you could sure use some literacy classes though. Rollins00861: anyway.... CrystalRenee79: um it is 3 am CrystalRenee79: i have had a migrane half the day CrystalRenee79: i will spell how ever i want to CrystalRenee79: i know how to spell CrystalRenee79: but this isnt english class Rollins00861: I'm typing pretty well, but then again, I'm a journalist.... CrystalRenee79: i had A's in english in college and high school.. graduated with a 3.8 Rollins00861: nope, it's not English class, but you've shown you barely grasp the basics. Rollins00861: sure you did. Rollins00861: at Lee's Summit High. Rollins00861: with terrible school ratings. CrystalRenee79: i can scan my transcripts CrystalRenee79: i will show u CrystalRenee79: tomorrow Rollins00861: OK....I'll be waiting on those. (editor's note: as of this writing, I still haven't seen them.) CrystalRenee79: yea lmao better than many other schools in the kc area CrystalRenee79: actually lees summit north Rollins00861: that's like saying some shit doesn't smell as bad as others. Rollins00861: it may not smell as bad, but it's still shit. CrystalRenee79: actually i dont care how smart you think i am (note: she doesn't care, but she wants to send me her transcripts and is defending herself by saying it's late.) Rollins00861: but....anyway...have fun...scan those transcripts for me. CrystalRenee79: i dont have to prove anything Rollins00861: nope, sure don't. CrystalRenee79: i will when i find them.. it isnt like i have them sitting around Rollins00861: I know exactly where mine are...and you DID say you'd send them tomorrow.... Rollins00861: but....that's OK... CrystalRenee79:: i will when i find thme CrystalRenee79: them Rollins00861: the story should be posted by Monday. CrystalRenee79: i dont know what u care CrystalRenee79: i am tired CrystalRenee79: i cant type no more CrystalRenee79: cuz that made no sense Rollins00861: if there's anything you don't like about the story, you'll have a chance to respond on the forums. CrystalRenee79: lol i am sure u will change it around CrystalRenee79: make it sound like i send children pics Rollins00861: no reason to....like I said, it's not ethical.... CrystalRenee79: lol and i am sure you care about what is ethical CrystalRenee79: ok Rollins00861: hopefully Monday...have fun. CrystalRenee79: yea byeAnd there you have it, folks. I'll let you make your own decisions on this one: Whore or not? And by whore, I don't mean the traditional version of the word...you know, getting paid to sleep with people...I'll let you fill in the rest. That about wraps it up, I guess. Go to the forums here and vote on
your opinions of this simple hooker. -- Ninja R Holy crap, we love online hookers, but only because they are so much fun to talk to and watch them make excuses...not their floppy boobie pics. |
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