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Yallery! -- Part Two of Five
by Ninja R, 5-2-2006

Continuing from yesterday's saga, we're moving on to part two of the Yallery ordeal I forced myself to write.

If you're playing along with the Yallery Drinking Game, here's the deal:

1. When Yallery blatantly misspells something, drink.
2. When Yallery is caught in a lie, drink the whole drink.

At the end, I guarantee you'll be shitfaced.

Here's the interview.  As always, I'm Ninja R in WHITE POWER text.  YalleryBrown19 is this kid's AIM in Bolshevik fucking red. 

That means you can message him/her/space alien on AIM at YalleryBrown19.  It also means you can e-mail Yall at YalleryBrown19@aol.com.

YalleryBrown19 [12:51 A.M.]:  is that rhetorical question
YalleryBrown19 [12:51 A.M.]:  damn where should i start
NinjaRv2 [12:52 A.M.]:  wherever you want.
YalleryBrown19 [12:53 A.M.]:  smoke too much...........dont really care....................
NinjaRv2 [12:53 A.M.]:  that's what I thought.
NinjaRv2 [12:53 A.M.]:  you can't.
NinjaRv2 [12:53 A.M.]:  now, back on the subject of age...
YalleryBrown19 [12:53 A.M.]:  nana banchie darkwah?
NinjaRv2 [12:54 A.M.]:  since your g-mah is older than me and since that's supposed to mean she has more education.............I'm older than you, so that means I have more education than you.
NinjaRv2 [12:54 A.M.]:  is that true?
NinjaRv2 [12:54 A.M.]:  and isn't that the doctor who claimed Egyptians had wings and flew around the pyramids? (this is actually taught in some Afrocentric schools.)
YalleryBrown19 [12:55 A.M.]:  no................i say that because its true only on the stand point of life exspeience ninny....................u may have more living experience than i do..............but some shit u cant even begin to understand hunnie
NinjaRv2 [12:55 A.M.]:  oh, so age doesn't equal education.
NinjaRv2 [12:55 A.M.]:  I get it.
NinjaRv2 [12:55 A.M.]:  so it's entirely possible I might actually have more education than your grandmother.
YalleryBrown19 [12:57 A.M.]:  i see u're an idiot.......................................HIS claims were that they wrote the original Bible......................from jewish ppl giving the documents...........the book of the dead to the germans.........and hell no...............my bigmama would whoop yo ass............in any court fool
NinjaRv2 [12:57 A.M.]:  nah, I just got him mixed up with someone else.
YalleryBrown19 [12:58 A.M.]:  figures
NinjaRv2 [12:58 A.M.]:  yeah, go figure, I know about your "history," also.
NinjaRv2 [12:58 A.M.]:  I know where it's flawed, too, but that's beside the point.
YalleryBrown19 [12:58 A.M.]:  u saw the name nana..........and assumed it was a female
NinjaRv2 [12:58 A.M.]:  nah, he's some king and also an American.
NinjaRv2 [12:58 A.M.]:  Ghana, I think.
NinjaRv2 [12:58 A.M.]:  something like that.
YalleryBrown19 [12:58 A.M.]:  no
NinjaRv2 [12:58 A.M.]:  really?
YalleryBrown19 [12:59 A.M.]:  but close
YalleryBrown19 [12:59 A.M.]:  jus look for his name in the search
NinjaRv2 [12:59 A.M.]:  hey, give me a little credit for not caring about who the hell he really is.
NinjaRv2 [12:59 A.M.]:  oh, hey!
NinjaRv2 [12:59 A.M.]:  I was right...and you were wrong, as usual.
NinjaRv2 [12:59 A.M.]: 
Dr. Nana Banchie Darkwah, the author of the book, is a University Professor in America. He is an American citizen born in Ghana where he is still a King ...
NinjaRv2 [1:00 A.M.]:  I was right about him being a doctor, American and a Ghana king.
NinjaRv2 [1:00 A.M.]:  so.....you were saying?
YalleryBrown19 [1:00 A.M.]:  i mean........since u say u know so much about my history ninny...................why not read one of the most talked about ..............not to mention hidden of americas documents
NinjaRv2 [1:00 A.M.]:  *sigh* you have no idea what I have read or haven't read.
YalleryBrown19 [1:01 A.M.]:  hes not from ghana tho......but go on
NinjaRv2 [1:01 A.M.]:  apparently, I even knew more about your guy than you did.
NinjaRv2 [1:01 A.M.]:  he's not?
NinjaRv2 [1:01 A.M.]:  well, hell, I guess Amazon.com is wrong!
NinjaRv2 [1:01 A.M.]:  then again, I have to consider the source: YOU.
NinjaRv2 [1:01 A.M.]:  you're wrong on just about everything you say.
YalleryBrown19 [1:01 A.M.]:  amazon.....com........why dont read the book
YalleryBrown19 [1:02 A.M.]:  or........hold on i have it (he never ended up posting it because I was RIGHT.)
NinjaRv2 [1:02 A.M.]:  eh, you said search for it.
NinjaRv2 [1:02 A.M.]:  I searched.
NinjaRv2 [1:02 A.M.]:  YalleryBrown19 [12:59 A.M.]:  jus look for his name in the search
NinjaRv2 [1:02 A.M.]:  yep, I'm right on that one, too.
NinjaRv2 [1:02 A.M.]:  is there anything you can possibly be correct about?
NinjaRv2 [1:03 A.M.]:  oh, hey, here's another one...it's from the frickin' university where he teaches:
NinjaRv2 [1:03 A.M.]:  Dr. Darkwah is an American citizen, born in Ghana, where he is still a King from the Aduana Clan of Ghana in West Africa.
NinjaRv2 [1:04 A.M.]:  here's the link for it: http://lfa.atu.edu/english/Zephyr/Issues/Zephyrspring2002.htm
YalleryBrown19 [1:04 A.M.]:  thats not a link but thanx anyway
NinjaRv2 [1:04 A.M.]:  http://lfa.atu.edu/english/Zephyr/Issues/Zephyrspring2002.htm
NinjaRv2 [1:04 A.M.]:  is that better for the kiddo?  you don't have to copy and paste it!
NinjaRv2 [1:05 A.M.]:  regardless, a web link gives up the URL of a web site.
NinjaRv2 [1:05 A.M.]:  that was a URL, hence, it's a link.
NinjaRv2 [1:05 A.M.]:  you can't possibly be this retarded.
YalleryBrown19 [1:05 A.M.]:  ive seen the site.....so..............u really waisted your time there babe (if he'd seen the site, don't you think he would have known the information I posted?)
NinjaRv2 [1:05 A.M.]:  if you've seen the site, then you'd know I was telling the truth...something you're not really that familiar with.
NinjaRv2 [1:05 A.M.]:  see how easy it is to tell the truth?  You just have to have nothing to hide in order to do it.
YalleryBrown19 [1:05 A.M.]:  and if i have the book why would i not know where he's from.............you apparently didnt so........im glad to help
NinjaRv2 [1:06 A.M.]:  nah, I don't have the book, but I've read his stuff before.
NinjaRv2 [1:06 A.M.]:  I don't purchase crap books.
NinjaRv2 [1:06 A.M.]:  but hey, at least I remembered about the guy.
NinjaRv2 [1:06 A.M.]:  you had to get your book to remember.
YalleryBrown19 [1:06 A.M.]:  and u think i bought it..........i jus love u
NinjaRv2 [1:07 A.M.]:  awwwwww...you didn't steal it, did you?
NinjaRv2 [1:07 A.M.]:  I mean, people usually BUY their possessions.
YalleryBrown19 [1:07 A.M.]:  and u think i stole it................wow..............u are bright
NinjaRv2 [1:08 A.M.]:  nah, but like I said, people usually buy their possessions...is it too much to think someone might buy a book?
NinjaRv2 [1:08 A.M.]:  let's think of some ways people come across things...
NinjaRv2 [1:08 A.M.]:  buying...
NinjaRv2 [1:08 A.M.]:  trading...
NinjaRv2 [1:08 A.M.]:  finding...
NinjaRv2 [1:08 A.M.]:  gifts...
NinjaRv2 [1:08 A.M.]:  theft.
NinjaRv2 [1:08 A.M.]:  there's five.
YalleryBrown19 [1:08 A.M.]:  its a library book u ass......................and the book cost under 30$.........im sure i could fit it in (apparently, they're carrying Black Power books by no-name authors in libraries now.  God damn bless affirmative action.)
NinjaRv2 [1:08 A.M.]:  I've listed two of the obvious ones that shouldn't be too unordinary for someone to think of.
NinjaRv2 [1:08 A.M.]:  you could, but you haven't for some reason.
NinjaRv2 [1:09 A.M.]:  man, I'll bet your library has one hell of a policy...what's the check out time, two weeks?YalleryBrown19 [1:10 A.M.]:  i dont think ill answer that on.....................it too i dont know................ignorant
YalleryBrown19 [1:10 A.M.]:  juvenile
NinjaRv2 [1:10 A.M.]:  it too i dont know?
NinjaRv2 [1:10 A.M.]:  WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
NinjaRv2 [1:10 A.M.]:  IN ENGLISH, NEXT TIME.
NinjaRv2 [1:10 A.M.]:  I don't speak Stupid.
YalleryBrown19 [1:12 A.M.]:  and i dont speak university....yet i understand what u say.......jus because im typin in a style u've never seen doesnt mean im stupid................it means u havent seen all there is too see...................which is obvious
NinjaRv2 [1:12 A.M.]:  I don't speak "university" either...I speak Standard English.
NinjaRv2 [1:12 A.M.]:  you write in some bastardized form of it.
NinjaRv2 [1:12 A.M.]:  that "style" comes from ignorance, sloth and stupidity.
YalleryBrown19 [1:13 A.M.]:  are u finish
NinjaRv2 [1:13 A.M.]:  I've seen it...I just get to see it for what it is.
NinjaRv2 [1:13 A.M.]:  nope.
NinjaRv2 [1:13 A.M.]:  you still haven't answered any of my questions.
YalleryBrown19 [1:13 A.M.]:  repeat em then
NinjaRv2 [1:14 A.M.]:  NinjaRv2 [12:26 A.M.]:  is that the space alien in you?  able to change genders?
NinjaRv2 [1:14 A.M.]:  NinjaRv2 [12:27 A.M.]:  are all blacks dishonest like this?
NinjaRv2 [1:14 A.M.]:  NinjaRv2 [12:27 A.M.]:  do you think you represent your race by being dishonest?
NinjaRv2 [1:14 A.M.]:  NinjaRv2 [12:29 A.M.]:  I'd also like to know why you believe blacks are inherently dishonest.
NinjaRv2 [1:14 A.M.]:  NinjaRv2 [12:30 A.M.]:  wait...you're lying, but yet, I'm supposed to "get full" on my own bullshit?
YalleryBrown19 [1:15 A.M.]:  3 nos and a yes (such succinct, thoughtful answers!)
NinjaRv2 [1:15 A.M.]:  NinjaRv2 [12:32 A.M.]:  do you think you're representing your race by being dishonest?
NinjaRv2 [1:15 A.M.]:  NinjaRv2 [12:36 A.M.]:  so...because it's getting negative publicity, you can't tell people what gender you are?
NinjaRv2 [1:15 A.M.]:  NinjaRv2 [12:38 A.M.]:  oh, so because MySpace gets negative publicity, you can't be female?
NinjaRv2 [1:15 A.M.]:  NinjaRv2 [12:42 A.M.]:  what's someone gonna do with your HEIGHT?
NinjaRv2 [1:16 A.M.]:  NinjaRv2 [1:10 A.M.]:  it too i dont know?
NinjaRv2 [1:10 A.M.]:  WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
NinjaRv2 [1:16 A.M.]:  that's all of them in this conversation.
NinjaRv2 [1:17 A.M.]:  I've got more, but I think you're probably busy enough as it is.
YalleryBrown19 [1:17 A.M.]:  no........i think i repp it by being what i am and doing what we did in the beggining................if u read slavery narratives.......they all lied 1 cuz they didnt trust anyone............included were their own ppl.............2 it was a way of self protection..............

(This is probably the most amazing thing I've ever heard from a black person.  I've heard all sorts of shit -- from me being responsible for all black oppression to flying around the Egyptian pyramids -- but this one fucking took the cake.  Apparently, he/she/space alien can't tell the truth and represents the entire black race by lying and being generally dishonest.  If I were black, I'd be one pissed off mother fucker at this idiot.  You'd think space aliens would have a LITTLE knowledge.)

NinjaRv2 [1:17 A.M.]:  if you'd answer them in the first place instead of trying to hide, we wouldn't have to restate everything.
YalleryBrown19 [1:17 A.M.]:  the rest of that shit ive covered whether u were here or not
NinjaRv2 [1:17 A.M.]:  wait....so by being dishonest (which is what you are), you're representing your race.

 

Will Yallery explain why being dishonest represents American blacks?  How many other stupid things can R get he/she/the space alien to say?  FIND OUT TOMORROW in part THREE of Yallery!

Ninja R-

During the posting of this story, I listened to Metallica's Master of Puppets CD and
The Misfits' "She," "Horror Business," "Hollywood Babylon" and "Last Caress."  Easily the best Misfits songs ever written.  If you do not have these songs, your music library is incomplete.

AND I bought, brought in and installed a huge new refrigerator.  Beat that, bitches.