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Yallery! -- Part Three of Five
by Ninja R, 5-3-2006

Continuing from yesterday's saga, we're moving on to part three of the Yallery ordeal I forced myself to write.

If you're playing along with the Yallery Drinking Game, here's the deal:

1. When Yallery blatantly misspells something, drink.
2. When Yallery is caught in a lie, drink the whole drink.

At the end, I guarantee you'll be shitfaced.

Here's the interview.  As always, I'm Ninja R in WHITE POWER text.  YalleryBrown19 is this kid's AIM in Bolshevik fucking red. 

That means you can message him/her/space alien on AIM at YalleryBrown19.  It also means you can e-mail Yall at YalleryBrown19@aol.com.

(if you noticed, the text above is the same as Part Two.  I'm sort of brain dead today and not really thinking about writing.)

NinjaRv2 [1:18 A.M.]:  you JUST WROTE you "repp" your race by being what you are.....
YalleryBrown19 [1:18 A.M.]:  read all of it u ass
NinjaRv2 [1:18 A.M.]:  and since you're dishonest and have admitted to being dishonest, you're admitting to representing it by being dishonest.
NinjaRv2 [1:18 A.M.]:  oh, so now you're a slave!
NinjaRv2 [1:18 A.M.]:  I GET IT!
NinjaRv2 [1:18 A.M.]:  you have a slave mentality!
YalleryBrown19 [1:18 A.M.]:  bye ninja (apparently, Yall wanted to leave since I called a spade a spade -- no pun intended -- and called him/her/space alien out on the slave mentality thing.  I wonder why?  I was just acknowledging what he/she/the space alien said.)
NinjaRv2 [1:19 A.M.]:  but you just said you have a slave mentality.
NinjaRv2 [1:19 A.M.]:  that's why you don't trust anything.....right?
YalleryBrown19 [1:19 A.M.]:  if i had of said that u would have seen it
NinjaRv2 [1:19 A.M.]:  where'd you get your slave mentality from?
NinjaRv2 [1:20 A.M.]:  you're claiming that you do points 1 and 2...since it's part of a slave mentality, you picked it up from somewhere.
YalleryBrown19 [1:20 A.M.]:  i said i do what they have done.................how do u know who u can trust........................most ppl have been stabbed in their back by their family............i dont trust them u think im gonna tell u anyfuckn thing worth it
NinjaRv2 [1:20 A.M.]:  so what's someone going to do with knowing your gender?
YalleryBrown19 [1:21 A.M.]:  what type of question is that?......................what type of man r u?.................
NinjaRv2 [1:21 A.M.]:  I'll ask again...what's something going to do if they know your gender?
NinjaRv2 [1:22 A.M.]:  here, I'll answer it for you: NOTHING.
YalleryBrown19 [1:22 A.M.]:  what type of question is that?......................what type of man r u?
NinjaRv2 [1:22 A.M.]:  there's not a fucking thing someone can do to you by knowing whether you're a guy or a girl or a fucking space alien.
NinjaRv2 [1:23 A.M.]:  now...if you think there IS something they can do, I suggest you start writing it.
YalleryBrown19 [1:23 A.M.]:  or a low budget karate kid reject wit a marines badge.................. right?
YalleryBrown19 [1:24 A.M.]:  exactly
NinjaRv2 [1:24 A.M.]:  you gonna answer the question?  I'm not playing Repost The Question all night.
YalleryBrown19 [1:24 A.M.]:  then dont repost it...................
NinjaRv2 [1:24 A.M.]:  nah, I've been a black belt since 1993 and a Marine since then also.
YalleryBrown19 [1:24 A.M.]:  u're actin like a child
NinjaRv2 [1:24 A.M.]:  see....I answered your question...all I want to know is what someone is going to do if they know your gender from reading it online.
YalleryBrown19 [1:24 A.M.]:  since 93?.........so u took karate class in the marines?
NinjaRv2 [1:25 A.M.]:  no, I started taking MARTIAL ARTS (not karate) in '88, I think.
NinjaRv2 [1:25 A.M.]:  and, since you don't know, the Marine Corps DOES have a martial arts program.
NinjaRv2 [1:25 A.M.]:  what's someone going to do if they discover your gender online?
YalleryBrown19 [1:26 A.M.]:  i dont know..................half think im  male half think im am what i am.........and u think im a space alien...............the honesty in this is that...................... I COULD CARE FUCKING LESS...............I DONT KNOW U AND U DONT KNOW ME (sort of strange here...Yall could care less [sic] even though he/she/the space alien made all sorts of postures about being scared of people online.  Translation: Yall enjoys lying.)
YalleryBrown19 [1:26 A.M.]:  its all good for me
NinjaRv2 [1:27 A.M.]:  no, I don't think you're a space alien...you inferred to me that you are.
NinjaRv2 [1:28 A.M.]:  so you don't actually think someone can do something if they know your gender online...OK...what can someone do if they know how tall you are?
YalleryBrown19 [1:28 A.M.]:  and why is it that most black belts wont tell this because they dont want to be known as one.........they'd rather someone get it fucked up so they can show them what they know
NinjaRv2 [1:28 A.M.]:  because I'm never going to meet you...I couldn't care less about what you know about me.
NinjaRv2 [1:28 A.M.]:  that's HONESTY.
YalleryBrown19 [1:28 A.M.]:  and i said that
NinjaRv2 [1:29 A.M.]:  then again, now you're claiming to know "most black belts."
YalleryBrown19 [1:29 A.M.]:  u r too cute baby
NinjaRv2 [1:29 A.M.]:  for fuck's sake, loads of them train in public!
YalleryBrown19 [1:29 A.M.]:  no shit (hence, it makes sense that black belts DON'T hide anything if they train in public...but I'm sure you know as well as I do Yall is just making things up in order to discredit me.  Ain't workin'.)
NinjaRv2 [1:29 A.M.]:  there's a lot you don't know about honesty.
NinjaRv2 [1:29 A.M.]:  if they train in public, they're not exactly hiding it, kiddo.
NinjaRv2 [1:30 A.M.]:  so how does it feel to be paranoid about every little feature of your life?
YalleryBrown19 [1:30 A.M.]:  i could say the same for u and alot of other things........but with age comes wisdom..............hopefully........by your age im not as slow to comprehend
NinjaRv2 [1:30 A.M.]:  I guess you'd have to tell me where I've been dishonest.
NinjaRv2 [1:30 A.M.]:  actually, that's a good question...where have I been dishonest with you?
YalleryBrown19 [1:31 A.M.]:  u're jus juvenile.......and thats it.........................why are u still going on about nothin...............our conversation has since to vary because this
NinjaRv2 [1:31 A.M.]:  NinjaRv2 [1:30 A.M.]:  where have I been dishonest with you?
NinjaRv2 [1:31 A.M.]:  after all, you just said you could say the same about me when I mentioned your dishonesty....
NinjaRv2 [1:31 A.M.]:  so unless you're just blowing smoke out of your ass........tell me where I've been dishonest.
YalleryBrown19 [1:32 A.M.]:  the smae on alot of OTHER things......damn pay attention
NinjaRv2 [1:32 A.M.]:  YalleryBrown19 [1:30 A.M.]:  i could say the same for u and alot of other things........
NinjaRv2 [1:32 A.M.]:  keyword: and.
NinjaRv2 [1:32 A.M.]:  seems you need to remember what you wrote...so now you're saying I've been honest with you?
YalleryBrown19 [1:33 A.M.]:  maybe.........maybe not
YalleryBrown19 [1:33 A.M.]:  brb
NinjaRv2 [1:33 A.M.]:  you actually have no idea, but wrote that only because you can't prove me wrong like I've been doing to you this entire conversation.
NinjaRv2 [1:34 A.M.]:  how does it feel to be so paranoid over the little details of your life?
YalleryBrown19 [1:36 A.M.]:  how does it feel to know you're a part of a giant chess game.................................the only reason im still on talkin to you is because........well...............i guess that would be like telln you everything about me (can anyone else figure out what the hell that means?)
NinjaRv2 [1:36 A.M.]:  just answer the question.
YalleryBrown19 [1:36 A.M.]:  which one
NinjaRv2 [1:36 A.M.]:  actually...come to think of it, maybe you aren't paranoid...maybe you just have a huge problem with lying.
NinjaRv2 [1:37 A.M.]:  NinjaRv2 [1:34 A.M.]:  how does it feel to be so paranoid over the little details of your life?
NinjaRv2 [1:37 A.M.]:  knowing I'm in a "chess game" doesn't bother me at all, mostly because I'm more than a suck ass lying pawn, used simply for profit.
NinjaRv2 [1:37 A.M.]:  how does it feel being that pawn?
YalleryBrown19 [1:37 A.M.]:  ypu are words on myscreen ninja...............i would tell u what i ate for lunch...........call it what u want............and i know it sounds outrageous......but thats the way it is
NinjaRv2 [1:38 A.M.]:  but I don't care what you ate for lunch.
NinjaRv2 [1:38 A.M.]:  I care about your problems with honesty.
NinjaRv2 [1:38 A.M.]:  or paranoia...whichever it is.
NinjaRv2 [1:38 A.M.]:  see, here's another thing I don't really understand...on one of your other MySpace profiles, you admitted to being bisexual.
NinjaRv2 [1:39 A.M.]:  and hell, that's fine with me, I don't care what you want to have sex with...BUT...what occurs to me is that you can't be honest with your height...you can't be honest about your gender...but you ARE "honest" about your sexuality?
YalleryBrown19 [1:39 A.M.]:  whos profiting off of me..............im not the average hit the club evey weekend person.........or go to the mall and buy up shit...............(Yall asks me this two minutes later?)
NinjaRv2 [1:39 A.M.]:  Yall, who made your computer?
NinjaRv2 [1:39 A.M.]:  who made the place where you stay?
NinjaRv2 [1:39 A.M.]:  who made the clothes you're wearing?
NinjaRv2 [1:39 A.M.]:  who made the music you listen to?
NinjaRv2 [1:40 A.M.]:  answering those questions will let you know who's profiting off you.
NinjaRv2 [1:40 A.M.]:  now....why are you "honest" (I don't think you were) about your sexuality, but not your height or gender?
NinjaRv2 [1:41 A.M.]:  isn't sexuality infinitely more personal than your fucking height?
YalleryBrown19 [1:41 A.M.]:  ye if thats what u think
YalleryBrown19 [1:41 A.M.]:  and both of them say im bi
YalleryBrown19 [1:41 A.M.]:  that doesnt mean i am
NinjaRv2 [1:42 A.M.]:  I don't care if both of them say it....what I'm saying is that you lie about your height because you're scared...but you'll put your sexuality out there?
YalleryBrown19 [1:45 A.M.]:  how close to 5'7 is 5'8...........and what does it fuckin matter any damn way.............think about the 40 yr old men on their claimin to be 19 and rapin lil girls in broad day light...........all u're askin me is shit the average person lies about daily.............and ye believe it or not u've lied too...........so dont even start on som etrivial ass shit cuz this ball of shit we call earth is filled with fuckn problems and u jackin off on some why u lien bout yo age and height shit............whats so
YalleryBrown19 [1:46 A.M.]:  damn improtant bout the shit in the first place (when people say things like "everyone does it," it means THEY do it.)
NinjaRv2 [1:46 A.M.]:  YalleryBrown19 [12:40 A.M.]:  no..............one says im 5'8 the othr 6'4
NinjaRv2 [1:46 A.M.]:  you were saying?
YalleryBrown19 [1:46 A.M.]:  why not ask me some shit worth my fuckin time.................are u always on line to see where and how ppl fuck up........is that yo stay at home job muythafucka to see where the ppl of earth fuck up
NinjaRv2 [1:47 A.M.]:  nope, I have a money tree to fall back on...that's my income...it must suck being poor.
NinjaRv2 [1:47 A.M.]:  anyway...
NinjaRv2 [1:47 A.M.]:  the importance of this is that you're 100% fake.
NinjaRv2 [1:47 A.M.]:  it's not that you're paranoid or anything like that...you simply can't tell the truth.
NinjaRv2 [1:48 A.M.]:  no 40 year old man is going to rape you because he knows how tall you are or what your gender is.
YalleryBrown19 [1:48 A.M.]:  the fact is that u have no fuckn life.........ure a fuckn waist of fuckn air
NinjaRv2 [1:48 A.M.]:  you know just as well I do that no one is going to rape you just because you have a MySpace profile that says something.
NinjaRv2 [1:48 A.M.]:  you can't get raped online, kiddo.
YalleryBrown19 [1:48 A.M.]:  that simple
u have nothin to fuckin do so u play with ppls heads to see how much u can twist up a fuckn conversation
NinjaRv2 [1:49 A.M.]:  nah, actually, I have work to do in the morning, but I'm spending my time on here with you because I think it's funny.
YalleryBrown19 [1:49 A.M.]:  ninja...............watch one of the dateline specials man...........see how they get the info they do...............then ask me why i lie
NinjaRv2 [1:49 A.M.]:  it's funny to play around with someone so absolutely scared of what someone thinks of them that he/she/space alien has to lie about it.
YalleryBrown19 [1:50 A.M.]:  im spendin my time because assholes are my muse..................i write poetry on the ignorance of modern society (so did Tupac Shakur.  Doesn't mean it's any good.)
NinjaRv2 [1:50 A.M.]:  actually, I did watch that Dateline special...the guy who runs the site, Xavier, is a friend of mine and his site has been linked on my site for a few years.
YalleryBrown19 [1:50 A.M.]:  and u have given me a whole new book
NinjaRv2 [1:51 A.M.]:  KIDS get raped because they give people their address...not because they let someone know how tall they are.
NinjaRv2 [1:51 A.M.]:  is that hard to understand?  I mean, you can't possibly be that dumb to realize someone can't get your address by knowing how tall you are.
NinjaRv2 [1:52 A.M.]:  admit it...it has nothing to do with being scared of a rapist...it has everything to do with being too scared to admit what you really are.
NinjaRv2 [1:52 A.M.]:  yeah, PJ sure does do that...guess how they get the information?
NinjaRv2 [1:52 A.M.]:  DIRECTLY FROM THE FUCKING WANNA BE RAPISTS.
NinjaRv2 [1:53 A.M.]:  I know how it works...like I said, I used to post on the PJ forums and Xavier is a friend of mine.  I linked his web site on mine when no one else would.
YalleryBrown19 [1:53 A.M.]:  i know what i am....and i know u evade important shit rather than giving out a straight answer u answer a question with a question.......which most of u r taught not to do (Yall obviously thinks I've evaded questions.  I'll give a free Hoodratz.net shirt to the person who points out where I've evaded any question.)
NinjaRv2 [1:53 A.M.]:  I didn't say you don't know who you are.
NinjaRv2 [1:54 A.M.]:  I'm pretty sure you know what you are...
NinjaRv2 [1:54 A.M.]:  I'm saying you are SCARED to let people know anything about you.
NinjaRv2 [1:54 A.M.]:  not because you're a rapist but because you fear not being accepted.
NinjaRv2 [1:54 A.M.]:  name one question of yours I haven't answered straight out.
YalleryBrown19 [1:55 A.M.]:  why u wont answer them
NinjaRv2 [1:55 A.M.]:  I have....but in case you think I haven't, post a question you think I haven't answered.
NinjaRv2 [1:55 A.M.]:  I...I could have SWORN I just wrote that.
NinjaRv2 [1:55 A.M.]:  oh...mostly because I did.
YalleryBrown19 [1:55 A.M.]:  and ive never been accepted why start now
NinjaRv2 [1:56 A.M.]:  where are those questions you say I can't answer? (he/she/the space alien never comes up with any...probably because I answered everything addressed.)
YalleryBrown19 [1:57 A.M.]:  this  is the last of what im sayin today......to u..........im scarred easy.......im bleeding and u jus made it worst with a past comment.............goodbye ninja
NinjaRv2 [1:57 A.M.]:  that's what I thought.
NinjaRv2 [1:58 A.M.]:  I'm 100% honest with you, but you can't show me where I don't answer your questions.
NinjaRv2 [1:58 A.M.]:  weak.
YalleryBrown19 [1:58 A.M.]:  leave me alone
NinjaRv2 [1:58 A.M.]:  have fun with life, kiddo!
NinjaRv2 [1:58 A.M.]:  I really hope being scared and hidden does you a lot of good someday!
NinjaRv2 [1:58 A.M.]:  in the meantime, just remember I'll be out there enjoying life while you're miserable.
NinjaRv2 [1:58 A.M.]:  just don't blame it on race...blame it on YOURSELF.
NinjaRv2 [1:58 A.M.]:  YalleryBrown19 [1:57 A.M.]:  this  is the last of what im sayin today
YalleryBrown19 [1:59 A.M.]:  pussy until u live my life dont say shit too me............u dont  know nothin about me
NinjaRv2 [1:59 A.M.]:  QUIT WRITING. (at this point, I figured Yall would live up to what he/she/the space alien wrote about that being the last thing he/she/the space alien would say.  As usual, Yall didn't.)
NinjaRv2 [1:59 A.M.]:  I don't give a flying fuck about your life.
YalleryBrown19 [1:59 A.M.]:  then shut up
NinjaRv2 [1:59 A.M.]:  you're acting as if I'm supposed to give a fuck about you.
NinjaRv2 [1:59 A.M.]:  I like fucking with you.
NinjaRv2 [1:59 A.M.]:  actually, I REALLY like it.
NinjaRv2 [1:59 A.M.]:  I like reminding you that you're fucked.
NinjaRv2 [1:59 A.M.]:  your life is fucked
NinjaRv2 [1:59 A.M.]:  everything around you is FUCKED
NinjaRv2 [1:59 A.M.]:  and you're never gonna get out.
NinjaRv2 [1:59 A.M.]:  welcome to your fucking life.  Have fun, bitch.
NinjaRv2 [2:00 A.M.]:  no, fuck you.  (In the IM, I can see Yall is still about to post something.)
NinjaRv2 [2:00 A.M.]:  you said that's all you're writing.
NinjaRv2 [2:00 A.M.]:  so quit fucking writing...unless you're just being a little lying cunt AGAIN.
YalleryBrown19 [2:00 A.M.]:  so.................suicide attempts dont work.........maybe ill turn to majik.......or voodoo......and ask papa silas to do me a small favor
NinjaRv2 [2:01 A.M.]:   YalleryBrown19  [1:57 A.M.]:  this  is the last of what im sayin today
NinjaRv2 [2:01 A.M.]:  or maybe you'll eat the business end of a gun.
NinjaRv2 [2:01 A.M.]:  lemme tell you, that would break MY fucking HEART!
NinjaRv2 [2:01 A.M.]:  I wouldn't be happy about a mouth-breathing retard dying at ALL!
NinjaRv2 [2:01 A.M.]:  we need more food wasters around here!
YalleryBrown19 [2:01 A.M.]:  too messy..........i want to be complete when He comes back...............a gun would ruin my face
NinjaRv2 [2:02 A.M.]:  eh, that would be my preference, but I'd be perfectly fine with however you decide to kill yourself.
NinjaRv2 [2:02 A.M.]:  just do it already and stop wasting food, fuckin' reject.
YalleryBrown19 [2:03 A.M.]:  you know what........the simple thing is................nevermind

Holy crap...suicide?!  Has R driven Yallery to the brink of suicide?  Will Yallery explain why being dishonest represents American blacks?  Will Yallery ever start answering questions?  Will we discover what the simple thing is?  FIND OUT TOMORROW in part FOUR of Yallery!

Ninja R-

"Horror Business"
The Misfits
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Lyrics:
Too much horror business
Drivin' late at night
Psycho '78
My bathroom is new
You don't go in the bathroom with me

Psycho '78
12 o'clock, don't be late
All this horror business
My mirrors are black
You don't go in the bathroom with me

With you
I'll put a knife right in you
I'm warning you
I'll put a knife right in you
I'm warning you
I'll put a knife right in you

Too much horror business
Drivin' late at night
Psycho '78
My bathroom is new for you
You don't go in the bathroom with me

Psycho '78
I'm talkin' about 12 o'clock, don't be late
I say all this horror business
My mirrors are black for you
You don't go in the bathroom with me

With you
I'll put a knife right in you
I'm warning you
I'll put a knife right in you
I'm warning you
I'll put a knife right in you
I'm warning you
I'll put a knife right in you
I'm warning you
Nobody can do what I can do
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