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Yallery! -- Part Four of Five
by Ninja R, 5-4-2006

Continuing from yesterday's saga, we're moving on to part four of the Yallery ordeal I forced myself to write.

If you're playing along with the Yallery Drinking Game, here's the deal:

1. When Yallery blatantly misspells something, drink.
2. When Yallery is caught in a lie, drink the whole drink.

At the end, I guarantee you'll be shitfaced.

Here's the interview.  As always, I'm Ninja R in WHITE POWER text.  YalleryBrown19 is this kid's AIM in Bolshevik fucking red. 

That means you can message him/her/space alien on AIM at YalleryBrown19.  It also means you can e-mail Yall at YalleryBrown19@aol.com.

If you're getting tired of this, imagine how I feel.  Don't worry...after today, there's only one more day where I wrap up the retardedness of Yall.

YalleryBrown19 [2:03 A.M.]:  itll be a surprise
NinjaRv2 [2:03 A.M.]:  the simple thing is that you're a fucking REJECT.
NinjaRv2 [2:03 A.M.]:  there's no fucking red car. (if you've read Yallery's e-mails, you'll know I was told of forthcoming DOOM from some sort of red car.)
NinjaRv2 [2:03 A.M.]:  there's not a goddamn thing you can do to me.
NinjaRv2 [2:03 A.M.]:  you don't know shit about me and you're never going to know how to do anything to me.
YalleryBrown19 [2:03 A.M.]:  right..............but i never said me
YalleryBrown19 [2:04 A.M.]:  which proves u dont pay a ttention
NinjaRv2 [2:04 A.M.]:  I'll revise since you want to be a fuckin' bitch and pull some kind of technicality out:
NinjaRv2 [2:04 A.M.]:  NinjaRv2 [2:03 A.M.]:  there's not a goddamn thing you can cause to happen to me.
NinjaRv2 [2:03 A.M.]:  you don't know shit about me and you're never going to know how to cause anything to happen to me.
NinjaRv2 [2:05 A.M.]:  as if I can ever believe a little lying cunt.
YalleryBrown19 [2:05 A.M.]:  u really tryin too hard hunnie
YalleryBrown19 [2:05 A.M.]:  that cunt bitch shit dont fade me
NinjaRv2 [2:05 A.M.]:  nah, this is how I talk sometimes and you know it's the truth.
NinjaRv2 [2:05 A.M.]:  or FAZE?
NinjaRv2 [2:05 A.M.]:  yeah, that's educated talk right there!
NinjaRv2 [2:05 A.M.]:  you're REALLY educated.
YalleryBrown19 [2:06 A.M.]:  i know i am
NinjaRv2 [2:06 A.M.]:  went to a mostly black school, didn't you?
YalleryBrown19 [2:06 A.M.]:  what r u again
NinjaRv2 [2:06 A.M.]:  NinjaRv2 [2:06 A.M.]:  went to a mostly black school, didn't you?
YalleryBrown19 [2:06 A.M.]:  so....................whats yo point shorty
NinjaRv2 [2:07 A.M.]:  that just like every other black fucking school where they can't teach their retarded kids, you're the product of it.
NinjaRv2 [2:07 A.M.]:  uneducated.
NinjaRv2 [2:07 A.M.]:  you run around expecting everything to be given to you.
NinjaRv2 [2:07 A.M.]:  like respect.
NinjaRv2 [2:07 A.M.]:  and when you don't get it, you start threatening.
YalleryBrown19 [2:07 A.M.]:  so........whats yo point shorty? (here's where Yall starts reposting the same question over and over -- as if I've evaded or flat out not answered questions from him/her/the space alien.  The Hoodratz t-shirt offer still stands for anyone who can find my evasiveness.)
NinjaRv2 [2:07 A.M.]:  like you're doing with your bullshit OOOO I'M GONNA SKURRRRR DIS WYTE BOY
YalleryBrown19 [2:07 A.M.]:   so........whats yo point shorty?
NinjaRv2 [2:07 A.M.]:  I just wrote it.
YalleryBrown19 [2:08 A.M.]:   so........whats yo point shorty?
NinjaRv2 [2:08 A.M.]:  you should learn how to read.
YalleryBrown19 [2:08 A.M.]:   so........whats yo point shorty?
NinjaRv2 [2:08 A.M.]:  actually...hey, which high school DID you go to?
YalleryBrown19 [2:08 A.M.]:   so........whats yo point shorty?
NinjaRv2 [2:08 A.M.]:  I'm gonna look up how well they educate their kids.
YalleryBrown19 [2:08 A.M.]:   so........whats yo point shorty?
NinjaRv2 [2:08 A.M.]:  again with the avoidance, I see.
YalleryBrown19 [2:08 A.M.]:   so........whats yo point shorty?
NinjaRv2 [2:08 A.M.]:  it's pathetic how much you let fear run your life.
YalleryBrown19 [2:09 A.M.]:  come up with an explanation.......then maybe
NinjaRv2 [2:09 A.M.]:  how do you expect to ever be happy with all that fear?
YalleryBrown19 [2:09 A.M.]:  what fear
NinjaRv2 [2:09 A.M.]:  you fear just about everything.
NinjaRv2 [2:09 A.M.]:  you can't even give out your height online because you think you're gonna be raped.
NinjaRv2 [2:09 A.M.]:  you fear not being accepted by anyone.
NinjaRv2 [2:10 A.M.]:  you fear just about any direct statement that might point out that you're not everything you want to tell people you are.
NinjaRv2 [2:10 A.M.]:  it's amazing how I can answer your questions directly, but you can't answer most of mine directly.
YalleryBrown19 [2:10 A.M.]:  i used to worry about u all .......................figured it was kinda raw to jus let u die in such a way..........but now i see u and more and more like u.............i dont fear shit................i need to write though..................pop an acid pill........and get stoopid......................hehe (somehow, blacks offing each other in record numbers in their own community and having an overall lower life expectancy is letting "u die in such a way.")
NinjaRv2 [2:10 A.M.]:  yeah, go ahead and kill more brain cells...that'll do you a lot of good.
NinjaRv2 [2:10 A.M.]:  take more drugs since you can't handle your life.
YalleryBrown19 [2:11 A.M.]:  life is a waste
NinjaRv2 [2:11 A.M.]:  if that's not fear, I don't know what is.
YalleryBrown19 [2:11 A.M.]:  lmao
YalleryBrown19 [2:11 A.M.]:  as many ppl do drugs its not an excape for me as it may be for others..................
NinjaRv2 [2:11 A.M.]:  are you representing your race by poisoning yourself with drugs?
NinjaRv2 [2:12 A.M.]:  what would Malcolm X, traitor that he was, say?
NinjaRv2 [2:12 A.M.]:  what would King say?
YalleryBrown19 [2:12 A.M.]:  ninja.........r u black?
NinjaRv2 [2:12 A.M.]:  nah.
NinjaRv2 [2:12 A.M.]:  white and damn proud of it.
NinjaRv2 [2:12 A.M.]:  NinjaRv2 [2:12 A.M.]:  what would Malcolm X, traitor that he was, say?
NinjaRv2 [2:12 A.M.]:  what would King say?
YalleryBrown19 [2:13 A.M.]:  malcom was not a traitor........he was findin the ultimate spirituality...............before his own killed him.........other muslims baby..........if u dont read his books............save space..........or face..........and watch the movie:-D (remember, this is the same little bitch who threw out a black Afrocentric author...and I knew more about the author than he/she/the space alien did...now Yall is accusing me of not reading.)
NinjaRv2 [2:13 A.M.]:  I've read the book, saw the movie when it came out. (thanks to Coach Scott, my high school economics/governement teacher, for imploring us to read the book and see the movie.  It's a hagiographic bunch of crap, but still worth reading if you choose to know your enemy like I do.)
NinjaRv2 [2:13 A.M.]:  there's a lot you don't know about me, kiddo.
NinjaRv2 [2:13 A.M.]:  you gonna answer the questions?
NinjaRv2 [2:13 A.M.]:  or are you just going to keep avoiding them?
NinjaRv2 [2:14 A.M.]:  I also know X STOPPED using drugs after he converted.
YalleryBrown19 [2:14 A.M.]:  king.............i dont think he would be so much for peace seein as we live in a technology driven society that assumes the presentation of a cellular phone, whish causes brain tumors, is so freakn awesome (hm.  Somehow, King was "so much for peace" with blacks actually being lynched, killed and genuinely discriminated against...but Yall thinks King wouldn't be "so much for peace" because of cell phone conspiracy theories -- which I debunk in a timely manner in three messages from here.)
NinjaRv2 [2:14 A.M.]:  apparently, you didn't remember that....so who needs to read about X?
YalleryBrown19 [2:15 A.M.]:  AFTER he converted....................and while he was in jail.......which is were most of them convert
NinjaRv2 [2:15 A.M.]:  cell phone waves are too large to cause the molecular reaction that creates free radicals.  Free radicals are what causes cancer....so again, you're showing your ass.
NinjaRv2 [2:15 A.M.]:  yeah, so X thought dope was wrong.
NinjaRv2 [2:15 A.M.]:  apparently, you don't.
NinjaRv2 [2:16 A.M.]:  but now you want me to read about him...you idolize him, but can't keep up with what he said?
NinjaRv2 [2:16 A.M.]:  right, kiddo!
YalleryBrown19 [2:16 A.M.]:  after he left the county
YalleryBrown19 [2:16 A.M.]:  ninja.......u dont know anything......i find that hilarious (I know that X roundly condemned his past life of drug abuse and thievery...but I don't know anything according to Yall.)
NinjaRv2 [2:16 A.M.]:  I know X shunned drug use.
NinjaRv2 [2:17 A.M.]:  I also know cell phone waves are too large to create free radicals.
NinjaRv2 [2:17 A.M.]:  that's been proven over and over again.
NinjaRv2 [2:17 A.M.]:  so...when you start learning about biological chemistry, that's when I'll start listening to anything you have to say about it...until then, you should shut your dick sucker on things you don't know about.
NinjaRv2 [2:18 A.M.]:  the facts are that both King and X both shunned drug use...but you want it to proliferate because YOU want to use them.
NinjaRv2 [2:19 A.M.]:  you don't give a damn about what they taught...you just care about yourself and escaping reality.
NinjaRv2 [2:19 A.M.]:  that, kiddo, is unparalleled fear -- inability to deal with one's life.
YalleryBrown19 [2:19 A.M.]:  and yet...................u have to be atleast o i dont know.............40 maybe 50 somethin.........and u curse more than i do........have a degree but arguin with someone u know doesnt..........and yet................i could care less...............cuz fact is only that until real truth comes in............what u think is true is only true for u baby (remember how Yall kept saying people who were older had more intelligence and wisdom...like Yall's grandmom?  So why is Yall saying I'm 40 or 50 if I'm soooooooooooooooo immature?)
NinjaRv2 [2:20 A.M.]:  ha ha ha...yeah, "real truth" for you is that cell phones cause cancer!
NinjaRv2 [2:20 A.M.]:  HA HA HA HA HA HA
NinjaRv2 [2:20 A.M.]:  like I said before, I like shoving your life down your throat.
NinjaRv2 [2:20 A.M.]:  it's your life.
NinjaRv2 [2:20 A.M.]:  YOU take it.
NinjaRv2 [2:21 A.M.]:  I think it's fun as hell.
NinjaRv2 [2:21 A.M.]:  then again, I actually stand behind whatever I say...YOU can't do it because you're fearful and dishonest.
NinjaRv2 [2:21 A.M.]:  you can't even go when you say you're going to go.
YalleryBrown19 [2:21 A.M.]:  real truth is that u twist facts like the pentagon being an original pentagram...............the white house being at the head of pentagon......and lots of other hidden American HIStory

As you'll see in the above picture (arranged how the land lies), the White House is NOT located "at the head of pentagon."  At this scale, the Pentagon is several miles off.  Then again, fearful idiots like Yall will believe anything.  If by "head of pentagon," Yall meant leading...the Pentagon is under civilian control by representative government.  Another lie...but you'll see me bust Yall lying in just a couple of messages.

NinjaRv2 [2:21 A.M.]:  have you ever been to the Pentagon?
YalleryBrown19 [2:22 A.M.]:  uh ye.....and the white house.....even had time to vit the smithsonian
NinjaRv2 [2:22 A.M.]:  how'd you like the Smithsonian?
YalleryBrown19 [2:22 A.M.]:  visit*
NinjaRv2 [2:22 A.M.]:  big building, huh?
YalleryBrown19 [2:23 A.M.]:  was that a question
NinjaRv2 [2:23 A.M.]:  yep.
YalleryBrown19 [2:23 A.M.]:  ok
NinjaRv2 [2:23 A.M.]:  there's a question mark at the end! (it's like pulling TEETH with this mother fucker, I swear.  Alien teeth, even!)
NinjaRv2 [2:23 A.M.]:  how'd you like the Smithsonian?  Big building, huh?
YalleryBrown19 [2:24 A.M.]:  why do u twist facts ninja? (I'm wondering what fact I twisted.  You'll notice, however, Yall doesn't refute much of what I've said, mostly because I'm right.)
YalleryBrown19 [2:24 A.M.]:  and maybe it is pretty big
NinjaRv2 [2:24 A.M.]:  what?  I'm just asking how you liked the Smithsonian.
YalleryBrown19 [2:24 A.M.]:  it was fine ninja........have u been
NinjaRv2 [2:24 A.M.]:  yep....a couple of times...enough to know:
NinjaRv2 [2:24 A.M.]:  the Smithsonian spans several blocks and is more than just one building.
NinjaRv2 [2:25 A.M.]:  consists of lots of one story, two story...hell, five story buildings.
NinjaRv2 [2:25 A.M.]:  hence...you lied.
NinjaRv2 [2:25 A.M.]:  AGAIN.
YalleryBrown19 [2:25 A.M.]:  ye im lien
YalleryBrown19 [2:25 A.M.]:  w/e
NinjaRv2 [2:25 A.M.]:  or lyin'?
NinjaRv2 [2:25 A.M.]:  LYING?
YalleryBrown19 [2:25 A.M.]:  uve seen me go to washington? (apparently, since I just busted Yall in a blatant lie, now I'm only prove it if I've actually watched Yall at the Smithsonian.)
NinjaRv2 [2:25 A.M.]:  something like that?
NinjaRv2 [2:25 A.M.]:  nah, you just said the Smithsonian was a pretty big building.
YalleryBrown19 [2:25 A.M.]:  or uve seen me not go
NinjaRv2 [2:26 A.M.]:  it's more than just one building.
NinjaRv2 [2:26 A.M.]:  it spans BLOCKS>
NinjaRv2 [2:26 A.M.]:  lots of little buildings.
NinjaRv2 [2:26 A.M.]:  but, if you'd actually been there, you'd know this.
YalleryBrown19 [2:26 A.M.]:   YalleryBrown19 [2:24 A.M.]:  it was fine ninja.

dont u know sarcasm?
NinjaRv2 [2:27 A.M.]:  YalleryBrown19 [2:24 A.M.]:  and maybe it is pretty big
NinjaRv2 [2:27 A.M.]:  don't you know when you're caught AGAIN.
NinjaRv2 [2:27 A.M.]:  now see...THAT was not a question.
YalleryBrown19 [2:27 A.M.]:  lmao
NinjaRv2 [2:27 A.M.]:  no question mark at the end.

 

Well, we saw Yallery wasn't driven to suicide, but we also see he/she/the space alien can't be honest about anything.  Will Yallery EVER explain why being dishonest represents American blacks?  Will Yallery ever start answering questions?  FIND OUT TOMORROW in part FIVE of Yallery!

Ninja R-

No words of wisdom here.  If all blacks were like Yall, racism would be justified.