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Yallery! -- Part Five of Five
by Ninja R, 5-5-2006

Continuing from yesterday's saga, we're finally at the fifth and last post for this long ass interview.  I'm sure you're thrilled...and probably as tired of it as I am.  Anyway, today, we get to see Yallery flub around and try to explain how he/she/the space alien professes to have been some place and not know what it looks like.  Yallery also quits the conversation...I guess Yall figured out he/she/the space alien isn't going to win and I'll just lure him/her/the space alien into more traps and lies.

If you're playing along with the Yallery Drinking Game, here's the deal:

1. When Yallery blatantly misspells something, drink.
2. When Yallery is caught in a lie, drink the whole drink.

At the end, I guarantee you'll be shitfaced.

Here's the interview.  As always, I'm Ninja R in WHITE POWER text.  YalleryBrown19 is this kid's AIM in Bolshevik fucking red. 

That means you can message him/her/space alien on AIM at YalleryBrown19.  It also means you can e-mail Yall at YalleryBrown19@aol.com.

NinjaRv2 [2:27 A.M.]:  why do you choose to lie so much?
YalleryBrown19 [2:27 A.M.]:  u really think u know me...........thats whats funny
NinjaRv2 [2:27 A.M.]:  nah, I just know whatever you tell me, that's all.
NinjaRv2 [2:28 A.M.]:  I don't think you could be honest if your life depended on it...
NinjaRv2 [2:28 A.M.]:  and yet, you claim this represents your race.
NinjaRv2 [2:28 A.M.]:  black = dishonesty.
YalleryBrown19 [2:28 A.M.]:  right........so i guess the fact that i didnt stay in the building i was in to go and see clinton giving a speech in the park was a lie too
NinjaRv2 [2:28 A.M.]:  if I didn't know so many damn cool black guys, I'd really hate your race.
NinjaRv2 [2:29 A.M.]:  fact is, you thought the Smithsonian was one building.
NinjaRv2 [2:29 A.M.]:  it's not.
NinjaRv2 [2:29 A.M.]:  it's a frickin' complex.
YalleryBrown19 [2:29 A.M.]:  yet u put them in a catagory........like white ppl always do
NinjaRv2 [2:29 A.M.]:  category, you mean?
NinjaRv2 [2:29 A.M.]:  that's a hell of an education you've got there.
NinjaRv2 [2:29 A.M.]:  is THAT typical of blacks, too?  Poor educations?
YalleryBrown19 [2:29 A.M.]:  fact is i wasnt really payin attention.........school trips ysually are like that (oh, I get it...so Yallery didn't pay attention to the fact the Smithsonian spans BLOCKS in D.C.  When I went on school trips, the teachers always made everyone stay together.  You'd think it'd be the same situation with Yall...but noooooooooooooo...Yall just didn't pay attention to how many buildings he/she/the space alien went into.)
NinjaRv2 [2:30 A.M.]:  yeah, you wouldn't remember seeing a million signs all over the place pointing you to different areas of the complex.
NinjaRv2 [2:30 A.M.]:  nah!
NinjaRv2 [2:30 A.M.]:  if you'd been there, you'd know THAT, too.
YalleryBrown19 [2:30 A.M.]:  saw the planes the jewelry and left
NinjaRv2 [2:30 A.M.]:  sure you did.
NinjaRv2 [2:30 A.M.]:  and I'm the fucking Pope.
NinjaRv2 [2:31 A.M.]:  BLESS YOU, MY CHILD
YalleryBrown19 [2:31 A.M.]:  dont play with God hunnie..........its not cute or funny
NinjaRv2 [2:31 A.M.]:  hey, if you've been to the Smithsonian, I'm the fuckin' Pope.
NinjaRv2 [2:31 A.M.]:  you obviously don't see the analogy there.
NinjaRv2 [2:32 A.M.]:  then again, I'm expecting you to know what an analogy is.
YalleryBrown19 [2:32 A.M.]:  i do..........u THINK I didnt go............I KNOW I did.........so what ure sayn doesnt really mean anything (of course not.  That's why Yall thinks the Smithsonian is one BIG OL' BUILDING instead of dozens of buildings spreading across several city blocks.)
NinjaRv2 [2:33 A.M.]:  if you went, why'd you think it was just one big building?
YalleryBrown19 [2:33 A.M.]:  did i say it was (YES, YOU FUCKING DID.)..................it sarcasm like i said..............i didnt  have to answer in the first place so...............maybe that would have suit u bettr
NinjaRv2 [2:33 A.M.]:  yeah, actually, you did.
NinjaRv2 [2:33 A.M.]:  "pretty big"
YalleryBrown19 [2:34 A.M.]:  u jus read it wrong............like u do most of what i say.............are u married or in a  relationship? (did everyone else reading this read Yall write "pretty big," too?  Was it just me?)
NinjaRv2 [2:34 A.M.]:  YalleryBrown19 [2:24 A.M.]:  and maybe it is pretty big
YalleryBrown19 [2:34 A.M.]:  sarcasm (if it was sarcasm, that would mean Yall thought it was a pretty small building instead.  The sarcasm thing is yet ANOTHER lie; this time, it's to cover up the previous lie.)
NinjaRv2 [2:34 A.M.]:  if that's supposed to be sarcasm, again, I'm the fuckin' Pope.
NinjaRv2 [2:34 A.M.]:  hell, I'll be a cardinal, too.
NinjaRv2 [2:35 A.M.]:  I can't believe when I catch you in a frickin' lie, you can't admit it.
NinjaRv2 [2:35 A.M.]:  unbelievable.
NinjaRv2 [2:35 A.M.]:  but hey, admitting you're wrong wouldn't represent your race very well.
YalleryBrown19 [2:35 A.M.]:  i cant believe u assume u know me..................
NinjaRv2 [2:35 A.M.]:  nah, I just asked you questions.
NinjaRv2 [2:35 A.M.]:  you answered.
NinjaRv2 [2:35 A.M.]:  all I can do is sit here and send you what YOU wrote.
NinjaRv2 [2:36 A.M.]:  if I'd written it, it'd be a different story.
NinjaRv2 [2:36 A.M.]:  it's really sad that you think you represent your race by being a pathological liar.
YalleryBrown19 [2:36 A.M.]:  im gettn bored.......this was fun...........but ure borin me now
NinjaRv2 [2:36 A.M.]:  I'm glad I know lots of black guys who are as honest as I am.
NinjaRv2 [2:36 A.M.]:  they represent their race a hell of a lot better.
YalleryBrown19 [2:36 A.M.]:  in person
NinjaRv2 [2:36 A.M.]:  no drugs...no lying...total honesty...
NinjaRv2 [2:37 A.M.]:  all around good guys, you know?
NinjaRv2 [2:37 A.M.]:  I think I discovered another fear of yours, thinking abou tit.
YalleryBrown19 [2:37 A.M.]:  ye that makes them honest................u dont what your black friends say about u when ure not around
NinjaRv2 [2:37 A.M.]:  about it, too.
NinjaRv2 [2:37 A.M.]:  u dont what your?
NinjaRv2 [2:37 A.M.]:  holy crap.
NinjaRv2 [2:37 A.M.]:  ENGLISH.
NinjaRv2 [2:37 A.M.]:  I know I've asked for this once.
NinjaRv2 [2:37 A.M.]:  that's not even bastardized English...that's just gibberish.
NinjaRv2 [2:38 A.M.]:  anyway, that other fear of yours....
NinjaRv2 [2:38 A.M.]:  fear of getting caught lying.
NinjaRv2 [2:38 A.M.]:  the thing about that is lies compound on each other.
NinjaRv2 [2:38 A.M.]:  think of it as compound interest.
NinjaRv2 [2:38 A.M.]:  I'm SURE you know what THAT is with such a stellar education.
YalleryBrown19 [2:38 A.M.]:    u jus read it wrong............like u do most of what i say.............are u married or in a  relationshi
NinjaRv2 [2:39 A.M.]:  anyway, you keep lying to cover up other lies and more lies and eventually, you just get all tangled up in it and it becomes your life...as easy as breathing.
NinjaRv2 [2:39 A.M.]:  you're one hell of a human specimen.
NinjaRv2 [2:39 A.M.]:  representing your race REALLY well.
YalleryBrown19 [2:39 A.M.]:    u jus read it wrong............like u do most of what i say.............are u married or in a  relationshi
NinjaRv2 [2:39 A.M.]:  and hey, thinking about it...I really don't care what people are saying behind my back.
NinjaRv2 [2:39 A.M.]:  you know, those friends of mine.
NinjaRv2 [2:39 A.M.]:  nothing bad has happened to me...I figure they've probably got my back and aren't out to hurt me.
NinjaRv2 [2:40 A.M.]:  and I REALLY don't care what they have to say behind my back because they are GOOD PEOPLE and HONEST.
NinjaRv2 [2:40 A.M.]:  you're just trying to point out more blacks who lie.
NinjaRv2 [2:40 A.M.]:  what's that say about your race?
YalleryBrown19 [2:40 A.M.]:  [2:39 A.M.]:  you're one hell of a human specimen................i like to see what i said being used again..........lets me know u REALLY have NOTHIN else to do
YalleryBrown19 [2:40 A.M.]:  im bored
NinjaRv2 [2:40 A.M.]:  hey, that's all I can really do: show you exactly what you are.
NinjaRv2 [2:41 A.M.]:  if you don't like it, that's not my fault.
NinjaRv2 [2:41 A.M.]:  but that's exactly what you're getting pissed or upset or happy or WHATEVER about.
NinjaRv2 [2:41 A.M.]:  that's what you're reacting to -- yourself.
NinjaRv2 [2:41 A.M.]:  you're not reacting to me...I'm just reflecting what you are right back at you.
YalleryBrown19 [2:41 A.M.]:  yet......by indians and egyptians........ive been called a genius...............not from conversations but from being what i am............which u still dont know yet
NinjaRv2 [2:42 A.M.]:  how do you expect someone to believe a pathological liar?
NinjaRv2 [2:43 A.M.]:  I mean, essentially, what you're saying is that all these people are supposedly calling you a "genius" because you're a pathological liar and live in fear.
NinjaRv2 [2:43 A.M.]:  that really doesn't make any sense or say much about the people who are supposedly calling you anything except a pathological liar and fearful.

At this point, Yall sent me two clips of opinion articles written by Afrocentric authors -- both of which have been roundly criticized for not dealing in facts.

NinjaRv2 [2:45 A.M.]:  why are you sending me e-mails of things you've copied and pasted?
YalleryBrown19 [2:47 A.M.]:  because..........i have to go.........and u've wasted a large chunk of my time............ill think ill go upstairs and smoke wit wit my bro..................before i go 2 sleep
NinjaRv2 [2:47 A.M.]:  yeah, keep killing what few brain cells you have left.
NinjaRv2 [2:47 A.M.]:  you're afraid of harmless cell phones, but you're not afraid of something that will definitely give you cancer.
NinjaRv2 [2:48 A.M.]:  the next time you want to copy and paste something you didn't write, don't.
YalleryBrown19 [2:50 A.M.]:  na.......jus makin me see how much sense the outside world has for spirituality.............and Godlyness............ure an empty soul........and for that reason ims sorry for u..........but i cant help u now............not even rueben can....................and thats how knowledge is explained ninja by information given to u by another...........all u know u were not born with.........when knowledge is turned into information it loses its power..................this is why u are powerless (apparently, "spirituality and Godlyness" have to do with lying through your teeth.  It's funny that Yall is trying to preach to me about knowledge, though.  When knowledge is turned into information, it loses its power?  Let's look at the definitions for both words (emphasis mine):

Main Entry: knowl·edge
Function: noun
Pronunciation: 'nä-lij
Etymology: Middle English knowlege, from knowlechen to acknowledge, irregular from knowen
1 obsolete : COGNIZANCE
2 a (1) : the fact or condition of knowing something with familiarity gained through experience or association (2) : acquaintance with or understanding of a science, art, or technique b (1) : the fact or condition of being aware of something (2) : the range of one's information or understanding <answered to the best of my knowledge> c : the circumstance or condition of apprehending truth or fact through reasoning : COGNITION d : the fact or condition of having information or of being learned <a man of unusual knowledge>

Main Entry: in·for·ma·tion
Function: noun
Pronunciation: "in-f&r-'mA-sh&n
1 : the communication or reception of knowledge or intelligence
2 a (1) : knowledge obtained from investigation, study, or instruction (2) : INTELLIGENCE , NEWS (3) : FACTS , DATA b : the attribute inherent in and communicated by one of two or more alternative sequences or arrangements of something (as nucleotides in DNA or binary digits in a computer program) that produce specific effects c (1) : a signal or character (as in a communication system or computer) representing data (2) : something (as a message, experimental data, or a picture) which justifies change in a construct (as a plan or theory) that represents physical or mental experience or another construct d : a quantitative measure of the content of information ; specifically : a numerical quantity that measures the uncertainty in the outcome of an experiment to be performed

So basically, Yallery is talking out of his/her/the space alien's ass...using lots of words, but not really saying anything.)

NinjaRv2 [2:50 A.M.]:  it's not your fault you want to believe in a lie.

And that's it, folks...Yallery signed off.  Remember...the AIM is YalleryBrown19.  I'd say something wonderfully creative or insightful, but I think Yallery said it all for me.  You can't make up stuff like this conversation.

It should be blatantly obvious now that I have no idea what it's like to be a nigga.

Ninja R-

During the composition of this here story, I listened to most of Metallica's "...And Justice For All."  Great stuff.  That's when Lars actually played drums instead of just having them around.