This e-mail refers to our chatroom conversation where he said I'd better start watching out for a red car. From YalleryBrown19@aol.com: TRUTH IS ONLY HOW YOU PERCIEVE IT TO BE............MOST OF US CRAWL OUR WAY THROUGH LIFE THINKING WHAT WE BELIEVE IS THE ULTIMATE TRUTH.......NO I'M NOT COMING TO YOUR HOUSE......AND NO WAS I SENDIN A RED CAR TO YOU..........WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT YOU STARTED SOMETHING WITH THE WRONG ONE.........THIS IS NOT A THREAT.....................BUT I TELL YOU.........WATCH OUT From NinjaRv2@aol.com: I suggest you stop whining and being a bitch. Since I joined AOL in '99, loads of people have told me the exact same thing you wrote. Nothing has ever happened. And you're in the same group, kiddo. But go ahead and threaten me all you want. If that's what makes you feel better about yourself, have fun with it. You and I know you're full of shit...and that works out just fine for me. It doesn't work out so well for you, though. In the future, I suggest you stop making an ass of yourself and start educating yourself. Idle threats aren't going to get you anywhere with me. But hey, let me know about that RED CAR I should watch for! From YalleryBrown19@aol.com: I ALREADY SAID THAT I WASNT THREATNING YOU......GENIUS.............IM NOT THE AVERAGE AOL JUNKIE.........AND IM NOT WHO OR WHAT U THINK I AM.......IF YOU ARE AS INTELLIGENT AS U THINK YOU ARE YOU WOULD HAVE READ THE TRUE MEANING OF THAT EMAIL......AND NOT JUS THE OBVIOUS SURFACE.............THATS THE PROBLEM WITH EARTHLINGS.........YOU THINK WHAT U KNOW IF FACT UNTIL THE ACTUAL TRUTH SHOWS.......SO THINK URE UNTOUCHABLE YOUNGN......IT ONLY MAKE MY JOB SWEETER Notice the "that's the problem with Earthlings" part? SPACE ALIEN OMG LOLZ!!~1 no omg From NinjaRv2@aol.com: Oh, of COURSE you're not threatening me! You're just...warning me! Yeah, that makes sense. Nah, you're not the average AOL junkie...but you are the average AOL retard. Let me know when you evolve...meaning writing coherent sentences. A *higher being* should be able to do that, you know, instead of writing crap like, "You think what you know if fact until the actual truth shows". I saw lots of red cars today! From YalleryBrown19@aol.com: like i said ninja...................and u know what i meant.......what fucks me up is that.......the ppl that claim to be so smart.....are the main ones that talk shit..........and continue to do it.............i know what i was and am doin so...............do what u want.........aigh............peace From NinjaRv2@aol.com: Well, I'm glad you finally admitted we smart people fuck you up. It's about time you finally started admitting your inferiority. Sorry, you never said anything about smart people fucking you up, though...or anything about "u know what i meant". Don't write "like i said" unless you said it. But hey, think it's *talking shit* all you want. We'll see who's talking shit when this red car fails to materialize. It must seriously get on your nerves -- or "fuck you up" -- when someone puts you in your fucking place. From YalleryBrown19@aol.com: LOOK BRO........IM HONESTLY SICK OF YO SHIT..........................U TALK TO MUCH.......AND SWEAR U RIGHT................U SAID IT YO SELF THAT U WAS A JERK......SO HERE GO.........THIS SHITS IN SLANG SO IF U EMAIL ME BACK SAYN U DIDNT UNDASTAN TOO SAD FOR THAT ASS.............IMA CHICK FA 1..........FA 2 U WAS COO TIL U STARTD ACTN ALL BITCHD UP IN KC TONIGHT........WHATS YO REASON FOR COMIN IN AND FUCKN WIT ME HUH?...............HEARD FROM MY PPLS THAT U WAS REALLY COOL.........MY GUESS IS U JUS A DRILL SERGENT ASS DUDE.........WHO THINK IF U GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY SAY IT.........SAID U WASNT ALL ARYAN AN SHIT EITHR........SO I DONT SEE U AS THAT NO MORE .......FEEL ME..........AND MY SPELLNS FUK UP YE......THATS WHY IM WRITIN LIK DIS CUZ...............WEL NURMIND BUT.......YE.............I SEE U COO THO............THATS ONE OF THE REASONS I STOPED MAILN YO ASS THOUGHT U WAS TRYN TO GET IN MY SHIT SO............PEACE.........AND PLZ.........DONT MAIL ME BACK WITH PSYCHO ANALYTICAL SHIT Turned to ALL CAPS this time! Must have really pissed it off. From NinjaRv2@aol.com: I just read this and thought to myself, "Words...words...words...huh? Words...words...whatever." What's my reason for fucking with you? Because. I. Can. Don't like it? Do something about it. Or don't. It's definitely too bad you can't converse intelligently enough...because that's actually the only way to get me off your fucking back...one simple, easy rule: DON'T BE A FUCKING RETARD. You heard from your "ppls" that I'm cool? WHICH ONES? I seriously doubt your "ppls" would have much of anything to do with me. Honesty isn't your forte'. I'm not Aryan? Nah, I'm white. I'm proud to be white. I'm proud to a member of the race that has contributed: Euclidean geometry. Parabolic geometry. Hyperbolic geometry. Projective geometry. Differential geometry. Algebra. Limits, continuity, differentiation, integration. Physical chemistry. Organic chemistry. Biochemistry. Classical mechanics. The indeterminacy principle. The wave equation. The Parthenon. The Anabasis. Air conditioning. Number theory. Romanesque architecture. Gothic architecture. Information theory. Entropy. Enthalpy. Every symphony ever written. Pierre Auguste Renoir. The twelve-tone scale. The mathematics behind it, twelfth root of two and all that. S-p hybrid bonding orbitals. The Bohr-Sommerfeld atom. The purine-pyrimidine structure of the DNA ladder. Single-sideband radio. All other radio. Dentistry. The internal-combustion engine. Turbojets. Turbofans. Doppler beam-sharpening. Penicillin. Airplanes. Surgery. The mammogram. The Pill. The condom. The penis. Polio vaccine. The integrated circuit. The computer. Football. Computational fluid dynamics. Tensors. The Constitution. Euripides, Sophocles, Aristophanes, Aeschylus, Homer, Hesiod. Glass. Rubber. Nylon. Roads. Buildings. Elvis. Acetylcholinesterase inhibitors. (OK, that's nerve gas, and maybe we didn't really need it.) Silicone. The automobile. Really weird stuff, like clathrates, Buckyballs, and rotaxanes. The Bible. Bug spray. Diffie-Hellman, public-key cryptography, and RSA. YOU'RE WELCOME. No, I'm not a drill sergeant...never been one, never wanted to be one and was never a member of the Army. I was, however, a Marine for 13 years until two weeks ago. Does this explain why I am forthcoming with my opinions? Maybe. It doesn't matter anyway. Yes, I'm a jerk because it's the only fucking way to get across to you fucking people there actually ARE facts out there. Here's what matters: You = wrong. I = right. Honestly, you're sick of MY shit? This is supposed to mean...what...exactly? You're acting as if I care what you're sick of. Instead of writing you back with psycho-analytical shit, I wrote you back with common sense...like I USUALLY do. Last but not least, "slang" is not bastardized English, which is what you just used. Slang is not encompassed by "too fucking lazy to lift those pudgy little sausages I call fingers to type out words." From YalleryBrown19@aol.com: ON AND ON ................U JUST MAKIN YOURSELF LOOK LIKE MORE OF AN ASS.....................IVE SEEN PPL LIKE U KILLD INSTANTLY SO KEEP THINKING U THE SHIT WHITE BOY...............................ONLY GONNA MAKE YO DEATH THAT MUCH QUICKER.........................AND BY THE WAY..................MOST OF THAT SHIT WAS INVINTED BY BLACK PPL.........AND I DIDNT EVEN READ THE DAMN THE THING..............U NOT WORTH MY TIME.......I JUST FIGURED ID ANSWER THIS SINCE IT WAS SO LONG..........IT SEEMED LIKE U REALLY FELT WHAT U SAY WERE JUS WORDS.................DID U SEE ANY OF THESE PPL INVINTING THEM AS U STOOD AND SAW THEM DOING SO??............IF U HAVENT THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP CRACKA.......CUZ U ONLY WAISTIN STOLEN AIR..............THIS IS MY SHIT AND DONT U FORGET IT..........................FUCK A THREAT...............FUCK A AOL OR ANYTHING ELSE RETARD.....OR INBRED...... OR WHAT THE FUCK..............IM BLACK AND INDIAN....THE ONLY MUTHAFUCKA WHO SHOULD BE WALKIN ON THIS MUTHAFUCKA AND U STEALIN MY SHIT SO SHUT THE FUCK..........WHITE BOY.......AND LICK MY FUCKIN BOOT HEEL..............ILL SEE U IN MY KINGDOM BITCH Translation: Yallery can't read above a fourth-grade level. From NinjaRv2@aol.com: Dearest Yallery, Pointing out the fact that reason and accountability can't be found in anything you write doesn't mean I look like anything. It just means you're an idiot, that's all. It's nothing to get mad about. See, if you didn't have a problem with being yourself, then you wouldn't have a problem with me pointing out your idiocy. You would be perfectly secure in your idiocy. Since black "ppl" invented most of those things, point out which ones and give the names of blacks who invented them. I mean, I'm sure you can do that...especially you didn't read it. I mean, it goes without saying that, since you didn't read it, you know it was mostly all invented by blacks! How long will I be waiting for this? For the record, it is historical fact whites invented all of the things I listed. But hey, you didn't see anyone invent AOL in front of your face, so that must mean AOL was never invented. The automobile wasn't invented in front of your face, so that must mean it wasn't invented, either. That's a brilliant observation you made...unless you personally see it made, it doesn't exist. But hey, since I'm breathing "stolen air," come steal it back. You keep threatening you're going to do something...so just fucking do it already. Otherwise, you're just talking shit -- exactly what you accuse me of doing. Come take it back. Come take back anything you think I've stolen. I really don't give a fuck if you've seen people killed instantly for whatever reason. Shut the fuck up and do something. Just bring a lunch and a blender. I'll kick your fucking teeth down your throat so fucking hard, they'll have to identify your dental remains by cutting your throat open. If that's what you call "your kingdom," then I wanna see it. Otherwise, just shut the fuck up. (to date, Yallery has never pointed out which inventions were created by blacks) From YalleryBrown19@aol.com: on and on....................and just like most whites yall flip what's in front of yo face making it sound fake or fucked up..............u know what the fuck I said..........and u understand what I mean....................for you to be so grown why start re posting the shit I wrote you in a letter ..............only men with nothing to do..............and nowhere to go do baby shit.................and talking like you have a degree doesn't prove shit................that just means you have book smarts but .................what about when this shit blows up.............when the earth as you know it ...............is history...............when the only answer for survival..............is knowledge of the unknown..................what will you do then..................a true intellectual....finds trouble in conversing with persons of a lesser caliber...............you on the other hand keep sending me messages that........as they get longer............I read them less.........I know what I am and I know you are a sad specimen of a male human..........an entire article on fat women..........if you aren't a "closeted" fat woman lover as you say...........then why did you spend time not only meeting but reading and surfing through that site.................. why did you drink two cups of coffee..............just to write an article on a site I'm sure very few ppl flock to..........I guess you are your own advertisement?............rofl.................you can email me back.........as I'm sure by now you will do with persistence...............I see now that you are a man with a very open schedule..............lets make your golden years the best huh?.......................hear from you soon........... I'm not really sure what Yallery was trying to say there. From NinjaRv2@aol.com: Dearest Yallery, Wow! You had QUESTIONS this time! Since I'm a man of my word and unafraid of the truth, I'll answer them in a little bit. First, though, I'll address your other statements. I haven't flipped anything around. All I did was tell you established fact. The fact that you don't like it and can't come up with your own significant contributions only prove my point further. In regard to book smarts versus "survival," you obviously missed the part in my last e-mail where I wrote I was a Marine for 13 years. You know...Marine Corps. I was a sergeant until a couple of weeks ago. If you think a Marine sergeant can't survive on his own...well, I suppose that means you just don't know us very well. Visit your local Marine Corps recruiter for more information. But, Yall -- can I call you Yall? -- *when* the Earth blows up, that pretty much means it and everything ON it is gone. Survival wouldn't mean much because life would cease to exist. But wait...you're a space alien! I FORGOT! You'll just get the mothership to come down and pick you up, right? You've been listening to Farrakhan and his mothership stories a little too much. And you want to tell ME about things that are in front of my face? Continuing...saying something about me and the time I take to respond to you really doesn't make much sense. It takes me about five minutes to write out an e-mail...now, it might take you around half an hour to READ it, but that's beside the point...five minutes out of my day to educate some young kid doesn't really bother me very much. If it were eight hours of my day, sure, I wouldn't do it. Regardless, the fact that you just don't like me writing you doesn't mean I'm any less of a person. Since you're a fan of Malcolm X, I'll compare this to him -- what the hell would you have done if HE didn't take time out to talk to people (no matter how full of shit he was)? Now to address your questions: "if you aren't a "closeted" fat woman lover as you say...........why did you spend time not only meeting but reading and surfing through that site.................. " Well, first off, I didn't meet any of them. I did read through their MySpace profiles, though. But to answer your question -- it's what writers do. They research their topics. You would know this if you'd written something worth reading. I don't like cholera and tuberculosis, either, but I've written about them. It doesn't mean I'm a closeted cholera lover, either. But wait...you must love ME! After all, why did you spend time writing? Actually, I believe you're diggin' on the fat chicks. Out of a couple of dozen articles I've written on my site, you only picked the one with fat chicks. To me, it seems like you must have been attracted to read it. It's OK...fat chicks need love, too. "why did you drink two cups of coffee..............just to write an article on a site I'm sure very few ppl flock to.........." Well, Yall, it's because I drink a lot of coffee. It takes me about two hours to write, format and publish a story for my web site. If/when you learn HTML and web publishing, then you might know. I'll bet if a BLACK MAN invented HTML, you'd learn it. "I guess you are your own advertisement?............" Who isn't? Well, it was fun being forthright and honest in another exchange with you, Nokeo! WAIT! Where did that come from? Nokeo? I didn't mean Nokia. Nowhere, I guess...just know that I know you're not a chick like you purported to be. Now...I'm trying to figure out WHY you said you're a chick. Why did you want me to think you're female? I'm guessing it's because you want to be known as a female by people. You've got more problems than I originally figured if you're a guy telling everyone you're a woman...serious problems. Gender identity problems, Nokeo. Instead of focusing on me, you might want to work on your gender problems. You know, since your gender is something that's right in front of your face...something you accused me of flipping out over. I wrote the above e-mail shortly after finding Yallery's MySpace account. From YalleryBrown19@aol.com: .I guess you are your own advertisement?............< this.............is not an actual question....................but im sure you knew that too.................by the way the head of the article dealt with myspace freaks.............the only freak was randy.............the only male as well................and there are certainly more freaks on the site than the 9 or 10 heavy-set women, and randy, that you included........see ya (For the record, the article Yallery cites is titled, "Fat Chicks and MySpace." The intro reads as follows: "All you kids are talking about MySpace these days, so I figured I'd check out what everyone's been talking about. Little did I know I was about to stumble on part of the humongous underbelly that is BBW MySpace pages and the women who make them to lure dinner to their shadowy lairs." But of course, Yallery says it's supposed to be about MySpace freaks...mostly because Yallery has no short term memory.) From YalleryBrown19@aol.com: that's the funniest shit you've wrote me yet..............i spell nokeo..............two different ways and have gave the lil bugger a last name...have you ever heard of the term an alias?............and i have females ones too.........i am a female..........believe it or not..............i give different sites different names..............why jus give one and narrow yourself down in a crowd............i like to see that you think you know me though.....................this is gettn very interesting...........and i write short stories and poetry in my spare time..............and have yet to get a negative review...............but im sure you knew that too...............??..............and the inventive european.................you can rest on the after school special for now............i'd love to hear more tho.................ttyl I'm not sure why Yallery was telling me to "rest on the after school special," then telling me "i'd love to hear more." Then again, consider the source I didn't respond to the two e-mails above because I had other things to deal with and put 'em on the back burner. I guess Yallery got impatient and messaged me, which brings us back to the interview. Go back and read it.